im having my medical on saturday and i am just wondering what it includes ?

thanks
any help would be great

He'll cup your balls and whilst pushing between your scrotum, he'll ask you to cough several times to check for hernia. He'll also squeeze your balls thoroughly to check for cysts. It aint fun.

Originally Posted by Von Milash

He'll cup your balls and whilst pushing between your scrotum, he'll ask you to cough several times to check for hernia. He'll also squeeze your balls thoroughly to check for cysts. It aint fun.

And if he still cant make a clear decision, he may take them in his mouth....Well thats what mine said.

More seriously, Youll have to pee in a cup, he'll take your resting heart rate and check your eyes etc.

your knee cap reflexes too. and the tongue depressor..... say awwwwww.

But seriously, the ones I mentioned are normally part of a full physical. I squirm like there's no tomorrow.

In all honesty he'll make sure that you aren't dead or nearly dead and then pass you... he'll probably just take your blood pressure and ask some questions about your medical history etc... check your eyes... nothing really...

Lets look in your eyes yes good, piss in this cup thank you. that will be £15 thank you Next. or very simular

I once went for a colonoscopy but the technology was out of date in Canada so they stuck a girble up my ass to look around. had a hemmerhoid. that's why all the blood in the stool. more fiber did the trick.

OUCH