Thread: Kids say the funniest things

Ive been helping out at my sons school today taking a few kids for reading. A little girl (7) called Maha came out to read to me with this book about two brothers who are always fighting and argueing.

I asked her if she had any brothers or sisters that she argued with but she didnt. She said "But my Mum and Dad argue some times, mostly when my Dad hasnt been home for a few days and doesnt tell my Mum wher he's been, I think he's got a girlfriend"

Mate the best one i ever had was i went to a school where my wife works along with a copper (i'm a coastguard) to give a talk on the emergency services. When the copper got up to do her talk the kids (who were all 4 and 5..reception age) starting asking questions about handcuffs and baddies.

Then one little girl put her hand up and asked the policewoman if it was bad to smoke. The policewoman said well its not very healthy and then the little girl said "oh..its just that my mum uses a special pipe with her friends to smoke with and she says its healthier than smoking cigarettes..its a really big pipe and it smells funny"

lol

CC fellas - got me laffing here

hahahaha
Rumbled

When i was younger i asked a woman why '' all big girls have Mustoches''.

Thing is at the time she was giving me a lift homefrom Football and her son was in the back crying with laughter !

I didnt realise what i said and when she pullled up outside my mum and dads over came my dad and she told him what id said,,he kinda looked at me and rolled his eyes ,my mum being a sick fucker and despite the lady in question being one her best friends couldntstop laughing.

Classicly horrible but you say these things when you're 18 and 3/4 ...