Thread: BoxingGorilla's Fight Songs

Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Kel, Kel, Kelly Pavlik
Knocked Miranda clean
Outta the, outta the, outta the, outta the
Middleweight title scene

Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doddle"

Little Corey came to town riding on his surname
Thought a flicker jab or two was enough to beat ol' Jermaine.

Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."


When Calzaghe comes marching home again
He's gay! He's gay!

When Calzaghe come marching home again
He's gay! He's gay!

I am going to make a new one after every big fight. For my own enjoyment if no one else's.

CC. The first two were prettty witty, last one sucked IMO. Don't quit your day job bro.

Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Kel, Kel, Kelly Pavlik
Knocked Miranda clean
Outta the, outta the, outta the, outta the
Middleweight title scene

Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doddle"

Little Corey came to town riding on his surname
Thought a flicker jab or two was enough to beat ol' Jermaine.

HOW ABOUT to the tune of " Ole Macdonald Had a Farm "

Ole Frank Warren had a BELT , EE II EE II OH.
And on that BELT it said WBO , EE II EE II OH,
With a crap fight here , a shit fight there , here a fight, there a fight ,everywere a shit fight !!!
Old Frank Warren has a BELT EE II EE II OHHHHHH !!!!!

THE FIGHTER
So far so good said I, yet another round
And I'm battling on.
I'm supposed to be tough courageous and strong
That's why I've won every round
Since the big fight began

With the help of my parents
Brothers, Sisters and friends
I'm winning this fight
With my wrongs and my rights
But the crowd is not cheering
They're not even caring
And the Ref, well he's out of sight

Innocent Bystander glances at me
Only half aware and refusing to see
He thinks I'm just playing and sleeps as I bleed.

Now my face is disfigured my features have changed
I have no more teeth and my back is in pain
My legs feel like jelly my eyes can hardly see
But I keep on trying to set myself free.
And I know I'm winning cause I'm still on my feet

Even on my knees, I still won't give up
However much I may bleed I'm never gonna stop
Yet no one will notice me until my fight is lost
Then they'll say how brave I was
How strong and gentle sweet and tough
They'll give me qualities I never even dreamed of
Then wallow in the shadow of my glory - Their loss

no more takers for funny songs

For John Ruiz, "Huggin" (Chorus to Ice Cube's "Clubbin")


We be Huggin,
I must be gay or sumthin,
wanna hug someone,
I aint punchin,

I'm just bumpin and huggin like there ain't nutin wrong,
Get you're hug on!

Originally Posted by Dark Lord Al

Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

Sung to the tune of "Row, Row, Row Your Boat"

Kel, Kel, Kelly Pavlik
Knocked Miranda clean
Outta the, outta the, outta the, outta the
Middleweight title scene

Sung to the tune of "Yankee Doddle"

Little Corey came to town riding on his surname
Thought a flicker jab or two was enough to beat ol' Jermaine.

HOW ABOUT to the tune of " Ole Macdonald Had a Farm "

Ole Frank Warren had a BELT , EE II EE II OH.
And on that BELT it said WBO , EE II EE II OH,
With a crap fight here , a S*** fight there , here a fight, there a fight ,everywere a S*** fight !!!
Old Frank Warren has a BELT EE II EE II OHHHHHH !!!!!

CC that was funny

Sung to the tune of "Hush Little Baby"

Hush Shannon Cannon, don't say a word,
The size of your muscles was quite absurd.

And with those muscles you could not win,
now you're a beltless man again.

Was it planned if Sultan's name was sung,
you would balme it on fluid in your lung?!

Originally Posted by BoxingGorilla

Sung to the tune of "When Johnny Comes Marching Home."


When Calzaghe comes marching home again
He's gay! He's gay!

When Calzaghe come marching home again
He's gay! He's gay!

I am going to make a new one after every big fight. For my own enjoyment if no one else's.

Nyahahaha!

Nice.

Calzaghe and gay rhimes perfect