Thread: Boxing Books that will never sell.(Funny)

Sup you Boxing Freaks 

Since I don't give a fuck I will copy a thread I saw on the web that I found out really enternainingly funny.

Boxing books that will NEVER sell...LOL7



Head Movement 101 by - Arturo Gatti
Warriors Spirit by - Floyd Mayweather Jr.
Guide to losing weight by - James Tony

add yours.

I give it a try

How to get on the Judges good side -  by Erik "El Terrible" Morales
How to take a fake kidney shot - Oscar delahoya
The Key To Staying Retired - Felix Trinidad

This ones are Copy - Paste just because they are funny

Breakdancing 101 - Zab Judah

Technical brilliance - Ricardo Mayorga

learn english with-Roger Mayweather

Incorporating Burger King into your Workout Regimen - James Toney

More Copy - Paste

Taking criticizm like a man - Floyd Mayweather.

Honesty - by Don King.

2007 greatest year of the HWs  by Jim Lampley adn Larry Merchant an HBO Special

Avoid The Clinch - Ricky Hatton

Grabbing Is A Punch Too - John Ruiz

"How to wear the pants in your own home" - Shane Mosley

You Know What I'm Sayin'? - Zab Judah 
put yours

I still like 'The Amazing Adventures of Ricardo Mayorga" by Fernando Vargas!!!

'Honesty is the best policy, it's just not my policy' by Don King

'How to build your Stamina' by Oscar De La Hoya

'Arthur Daly the biography' by Frank Warren

How to drink 14 pints of bitter in one night and still make the weight' by Ricky Hatton

'The Sweet Science of Boxing' by Reggie Strickland

'The Art of Modesty' by Floyd Mayweather jr...foreward by Zab Judah

"Box until you're 60" - Bernard Hokins

"How to talk like an auctioneer" authored by Larry Merchant
"How I quit smoking" by Mayorga
"How I made a career of not getting hit so I wouldn't look like my dad and uncle" by Floyd Mayweather{this one would actually sell,lol}
"How I became world champion with 90% of my colon gone" by Allan Greene
"Fastest way to lose weight" Ricky Hatton and featuring special guest writer Fernando "Fat Head" Vargas
"Why prozac doesn't work" by Oliver McCall

Good stuff!

"To run or not to run" by Manny Pacquaio

Idiots guide to cutting the ring. -Carlos Baldomir
Boxing Etiquitte- Andrew Golota
Training with Nicotine- Ricardo Mayorga
WBO Sanctioning Rules - Frank Warren
Keys to Winning A Close Fight- Winky Wright
Horton Hears a Hoo pt 2 - Jason Litzau(He felt this masterpiece had to be revisited)

"Safe Sex" by Tommy Morrison
"Cannibalism in Contact Sports" by Mike Tyson
"Unbiased" by Max Kellerman
"Never Quit, Heart of a Pitbull" by Roberto Duran
"Total Abs with one exercise: Leg raises in your sleep" by RJJ
"The Art of Speaking in Public" by Roger Mayweather
"Respect" Wlad Klitcksko
"How to Choke the Ref with Gloves On" {and a special section on Moonwalking after the knockdown} by Zab Judah
"Family 1st, Fighting 2nd" by the Mayweather's
"World Traveler" by Joe Calzaghe

Originally Posted by LEGION

"Why prozac doesn't work" by Oliver McCall

"keeping composure" - mike tyson
"fighting fair"- bernard hopkins
"boxing defense" arturo gatti
"realizing ur age"-holyfield
"true heavyweight champion" oleg maskaev
"keepin fit" buttter bean

How to accept defeat graciously by Erik Morales

The keys to defensive mastery by Felix Trinidad

Never stop fighting by Oscar De La Hoya

How to be yourself by Floyd Maweather Jr

Never dodge the competition by Laila Ali

I love my family by Jose Miguel Cotto

Dedication by Hector Camacho Jr

The 10 steps to become a world champion by Audley Harrison

The basics of boxing by Emanuel Augustus

I'm not Roy Jones!! by Andre Ward

How to treat opponents with respect by Roberto Duran

Never quit, no matter what happens by Marvin Hagler

The gentleman's guide to boxing by Bernard Hopkins

Knowing when to retire by Evander Holyfield

How crying saved my career - Oliver McCall

World Peace(Why we're not fighting) - All the Heavyweight champions

and of course

Fernando Vargas's guide to avoiding left hooks

Originally Posted by P.G.H Angel Eyes

and of course

Fernando Vargas's guide to avoiding left hooks

lol thas a lowblow but cc