Thread: Bear vs. Gorilla

I respect the Spartan.
We play you guys on our homecumming on the 20th of next month.

I think Mark Dantonio is your coach now & he was our defensive coordinator when we won the National Championship a few years back.
Good man.

(Maybe I'm all fckng wrong & drunk, but I hope not. :P )

I am drinking as well my man. I don't know anything about MSU actually. I just moved here and going to Cooley law. I don't know one person. I usually cheer for University of Missouri......thats where I am from.

Originally Posted by boozeboxer

I am drinking as well my man. I don't know anything about MSU actually. I just moved here and going to Cooley law. I don't know one person. I usually cheer for University of Missouri......thats where I am from.

Hmmm...
Mizzou Tigers?
Black & Gold?
I think the Buckeyes played your guys @ your place about 10 years ago.
I think it was a close game.
I remember a nice landscapig piece behind the goalposts...
Respect to the Mizzou's as well.

Good luck in your lawschool.
You'll meet folks with your friendly & approachable personality.
Do well.

Cool man. Hey thanks for the best wishes. I am going to the pub. talk to you soon.

Seriously this thread is laughable. Any of you guys who think a gorilla would beat a grizzly bear clearly know absolutely nothing whatsoever about nature

A grizzly could probably take out a lion or a tiger let alone a freaking gorilla.

Polar bears are the largest carnivore on land and weigh twice the weight of an adult tiger. Brown bears are around 10 feet tall and weigh about 1500 lbs waaaaay over the 600 lbs that someone posted earlier.

Polar bears are the only creature on earth who actually hunt humans, they are absolutely lethal.

If you saw a full grown grizzly, kodiac or polar bear next to a silverback gorilla it would just be a laughable mismatch.

If you knew anything about nature you'd know this is as absurd a question as who wins between a prime Mike Tyson and a prime Tom Hanks, it's just absolutely idiotic to think that a gorilla would stand even the remotest of chances against a full sized bear.

Bla bla bla.
You clearly think your Bilbo opinion is all that matters & others are laughable, because those with said opinions know nothing about nature.
Well good for you B-Bo.
Good for you & your judgments on absurdity.

I personally think it is idiotic to call someone idiotic for posting opinions on this thread, an obvious 'play' thread.
But I'd never say it.
And it wouldn't matter cuz any other opinion is dumb, right?

~By the way, after Tyson quit on his stool against McBride, I'm not sure Hanks wouldn't put up a fair fight.
Thats another of my opinions.

Bilbo arent you the one that found something in your ass after playing with it......who knows about nature here?

Originally Posted by brad4dboxer

Bla bla bla.
You clearly think your Bilbo opinion is all that matters & others are laughable, because those with said opinions know nothing about nature.
Well good for you B-Bo.
Good for you & your judgments on absurdity.

I personally think it is idiotic to call someone idiotic for posting opinions on this thread, an obvious 'play' thread.
But I'd never say it.
And it wouldn't matter cuz any other opinion is dumb, right?

~By the way, after Tyson quit on his stool against McBride, I'm not sure Hanks wouldn't put up a fair fight.
Thats another of my opinions.

Hey I'm just to educate and spread light where there was darkness

Cmon man if someone made a posting on here asking if Ivan Calderon could beat Nikolay Valuev I'm sure you'd think it was a dumb posting.

Well thinking a gorilla could take beat a full sized bear is along the same lines.

As for it being a play thread, then yes indeed it is, but that doesn't mean it doesn't deserve an honest answer.

I'm not picking on anyone, just setting the record straight. It's not my opinion at all, it's just a complete fact of nature.

It's like asking who would win between a lion and a cow.

If I sounded condescending it's just because I couldn't believe that people actually could see a gorilla winning this one

Originally Posted by boozeboxer

Bilbo arent you the one that found something in your a** after playing with it......who knows about nature here?

C'mon Bilbo give me a little love. I cc you!

Originally Posted by boozeboxer

C'mon Bilbo give me a little love. I cc you!

lol I was just showing you my butt so you could see it was root free

cc returned

Bilbo I am all fucked up.......you are gonna love my thread I started about you in the 1,000+ forum......ha ha. I hope you have some humour.

Originally Posted by Kel

Originally Posted by Punisher136

Originally Posted by Kel

What sort of bear? Polar bears can stand 12 feet high......pretty big if you ask me. They also weigh twice as much as a Siberian Tiger.

I know nothing of the brown bears though, are they just as big? If so I think the bear wins. Bears have teeth and claws meant for ripping prey to fwock. Gorillas are strong as hell but have no weapons to seriously hurt a bear do they?

Good thread lol. One for the pub maybe

I should also admit I was hoping to see a fight between the two when I clicked on this.

Sick B****** me

Full grown grizzlies are about 6feet tell and weigh upwards of 600 pounds i believe. Strong as hell + fist = weapon. A gorilla doesn't need to have fancy weapons like claws or teeth, it will just straight up punch you in the mouth or "gorilla bash" you and do and equally impressive amount of damage. I say we take it to the sign language spelling bee and see who wins then.

Gorillas have thumbs. I rest my case.

Ah ok. Gorilla beats grisslies but Polar bear kicks S*** out of gorilla

Grizzley, polar and kodiak bears are close in size... in fact the brown bear, aka grizzly/kodiak they are different types of brown bears, outweighs the polar bear....so the bear whup gorilla easily...unless said bear is the sun bear which is only the size of a large dog or the black bear which gets up to 600 lbs....

Originally Posted by THE Bigragu

Originally Posted by Kel

Originally Posted by Punisher136

Originally Posted by Kel

What sort of bear? Polar bears can stand 12 feet high......pretty big if you ask me. They also weigh twice as much as a Siberian Tiger.

I know nothing of the brown bears though, are they just as big? If so I think the bear wins. Bears have teeth and claws meant for ripping prey to fwock. Gorillas are strong as hell but have no weapons to seriously hurt a bear do they?

Good thread lol. One for the pub maybe

I should also admit I was hoping to see a fight between the two when I clicked on this.

Sick B****** me

Full grown grizzlies are about 6feet tell and weigh upwards of 600 pounds i believe. Strong as hell + fist = weapon. A gorilla doesn't need to have fancy weapons like claws or teeth, it will just straight up punch you in the mouth or "gorilla bash" you and do and equally impressive amount of damage. I say we take it to the sign language spelling bee and see who wins then.

Gorillas have thumbs. I rest my case.

Ah ok. Gorilla beats grisslies but Polar bear kicks S*** out of gorilla

Grizzley, polar and kodiak bears are close in size... in fact the brown bear, aka grizzly/kodiak they are different types of brown bears, outweighs the polar bear....so the bear whup gorilla easily...unless said bear is the sun bear which is only the size of a large dog or the black bear which gets up to 600 lbs....

Ah finally a fellow Saddo member who has actually watched at least one nature documentary in his life.


Now next up, who wins between a Tiger and a domestic tabby? :P

I still think that a jumbo jet would lose to a medium sized Ethiopian campfire.