Ok after sitting through the utter debacle that was the latest Alien versus Predator film it was with trepidation that I sat down and watched the new Rambo film tonight.
I sooooooooooo needn't have worried! Stallone takes us back to when action movies were great movies, and when the hero's were actual hero's, a badass elite trained killing machine.
Thankfully there's not a single effeminate pizza delivery boy in sight in this movie and Stallone sticks two fingers up at the current era's trend of making nerdy schoolkids out to be saviours of the world. In fact he takes those two fingers and rams them up the nerdy kid's nose and pulls his brains out of his nostrils!
This is a shockingly violent film. It's beyond any other action movie I've ever seen. I'm not sure exactly how many men Rambo kills in this but it has to be in the high hundreds! And it's not just bullets into chest no, we have arrows through the eyes, he slices and dices, decapites men with his machete, rips out one guys throat with his bare hands and quite brilliantly mows down an entire platoon with an army jeep chain gun!
I'll say it now it's hands down the best action movie I've EVER seen, my blood was pumping so hard during this film I'm now to have to take a lie down!
I seriously cannot believe how great this film was, I want to watch it again already!
Thank God for Stallone it's been a long time since we had a decent action flick, 300 was the last time but that was a bit campified. This is sheer brutality on an epic scale.
It also has a great ending, an homage to the first film and finished off the series in brilliant style.
A couple years ago when the rumours of plans for a new Rocky and Rambo films to be made first surfaced I was repulsed and thought they would cheap sell outs with Stallone looking ridiculous.
Well against the odd's he's done a George Foreman style comeback with both films being the best sequels to those first great pieces of movie history First Blood and Rocky.
If you like your action films to be violent and bloody then you HAVE to see this film. It's the ultimate Man's film and is a grenade strapped to balls to the rest of the current movie industry.
Word to all the movie studios, you can take your Alien versus Predator, you can take your Atonement and you take your F****** Kite Runner and your F****** Sweeny Todd and
F*** OFF!!!!!!
BEST FILM OF 2008 HANDS DOWN!
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