Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese hate Tibet.

Hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?


He sold his soul to Santa.

How could the authorities know for sure whether the Tibetan spiritual leader was telling the truth or not?

They used Dalai detector.

Am I the only one to notice that 'therapist' is spelt the same as 'the rapist'?

What is the most stupid animal in the jungle?

A polar bear.

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How could the authorities know for sure whether the Tibetan spiritual leader was telling the truth or not?

They used Dalai detector.

They used Dalai detector on Richard Gere?

This test only has one question, but it's a very important one.
By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you will have to make a decision.

Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

Please scroll down slowly and give due consideration to each line.


THE SITUATION

You are in England, York to be specific.

There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding.

This is a flood of biblical proportions.

You are a photo-journalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught in the middle of this epic disaster.
The situation is nearly hopeless.

You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing into the water.

Nature is unleashing all its destructive fury.

THE TEST

Suddenly, you see a man in the water.

He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

You move closer... Somehow, the man looks familiar...
You suddenly realise who it is... It's Gordon Brown!
You notice that the raging waters are about to take him under forever.

You have two options:

You can save the life of Gordon Brown or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer Prize-winning photo,
documenting the death of one of the country's most powerful men!

THE QUESTION

Here's the question, and please give an honest answer............





Would you select high contrast colour film, or would you go with the classic simplicity of black and white?

You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight?

Guns.

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You know what I reckon would bring an end to knife crime in London overnight?

Guns.

What would end to gun crime in the U.S.? A bomb.

Radovan Karadzic is a mass-murdering terrorist with an violent hatred of muslims.

Hmmn

What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking unplugged.

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking unplugged.

Who is the Hindu Goddess of Hair?

Condishna

What's a muffin?







....a pair of knickers

With all the spam we get for penis-enlargement pills you'd think by now someone would have invented a pill to shrink vaginas instead?