Originally Posted by X

Surely you cant own airspace?

I do but it fully stinks.

I had amnesia once - or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his trousers off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

Anyone else wonder why people in wheelchairs still wear shoes?

My wife's left me due to my gambling.
How can I win her back?

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Originally Posted by X

My wife's left me due to my gambling.
How can I win her back?

Gamble some more. But be sure you win big, like a couple million $. Buy her some diamonds and take her to Alaskan princess cruise.

Originally Posted by X

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Sure why not. Some parents make them listen to Mozart. There's not much diff.

Originally Posted by X

Anyone else wonder why people in wheelchairs still wear shoes?

For hygiene purpose. I guess?

Originally Posted by X

I had amnesia once - or twice.

Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible .. and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows
up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a motorway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.

A flashlight is a carrying case for dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

How can there be self-help "groups"?

Is there another word for synonym?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a
man who can't get his trousers off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

You can make a good song writer like Kurt Cobain.

Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

Originally Posted by X

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Sure why not. Some parents make them listen to Mozart. There's not much diff.

Pac what sort of response is that? It does not make sense.

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by Pacstraightleft

Originally Posted by X

Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies?

Sure why not. Some parents make them listen to Mozart. There's not much diff.

Pac what sort of response is that? It does not make sense.

Oops mah bad. I miss understood the question.

I guess they're only allowed to watch FPG movies. Foster Parent Guidance.

Yep. I know. It's corny / lame.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup?


A vein in your hot dog.

In Nigeria, how do you know if you've really won the lottery?

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Originally Posted by X

If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?

Because Barbie needs to stay popular for somebody and she cannot do that on her own.