Joe Calzaghe - Set to THRILL
Joe Calzaghe, the undefeated boxing champion from Wales, got a split decision victory over Bernard “The Executioner” Hopkins to win the Ring magazines Light-Heavyweight belt and seal his place forever in boxing history. Joe Calzaghe probably said something like, “It was my toughest fight, definitely. I wasn’t able to show my best, but I did show some great moves out there, now all the women can see how I do it doggy style. Like a washing machine, only I’m set to thrill, and now know how to deal with colours.”
The outrageous sexual move displayed by Joe Calzaghe, from Wales in’t it laddo, had some members of the crowd annoyed, although Audley Harrison probably took notes on how to make a fight more sexually intense. Joe commented some more on his fight, might have said something such as “He went to prison, it was tough in there, I surprised I would have needed more KY to really do a number on him. Let’s just say I went to America, got a dodgy decision, now I want Peter Manfredo again.”
Hopkins, the 43 year old from Philidaphia, said something along the lines of “I took him to school. We did math, boxing science and sex education. The fans are the real judges, they know who the real champion is. I punish guys, I take their souls, their cash and their curly wurly’s. If my feet are cold, I take their socks and slippers too.”
Boxing fans were split on who won the fight, some went with Calzaghe, some went with Hopkins. The fight, which was broadcast live on Setanta and was available on the internet illegally by streaming sites, was seen by over three farms in the South of Wales who had stayed up to watch Joe Calzaghe and make sure no foxes got in with the chickens, which is ironically the metaphor for the fight which took place.
Yours in manliness,
Fantana
5 foot 4 inches and 154 lbs of PURE MAN
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