Thread: Best of Tyson Quotes...

I know a lot of you have seen this before (Or when they took place) but you can never get enough of Tyson speaking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoa...eature=related

The best is at 4:00..."I broke my back!!".....

Actually I take thT BACK...tHE BEST IS WHEN HE CALLSA dON kING A SCUMBAG AND LEAVES kING SITTING IN THE CHAIR like a senile old man holding his flag

Lol i remember the i broke my back comment

what a retard....


wouldnt say that to his face tho

Originally Posted by DaxxKahn

I know a lot of you have seen this before (Or when they took place) but you can never get enough of Tyson speaking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBqoa...eature=related

The best is at 4:00..."I broke my back!!".....

Actually I take thT BACK...tHE BEST IS WHEN HE CALLSA dON kING A SCUMBAG AND LEAVES kING SITTING IN THE CHAIR like a senile old man holding his flag

Tyson is the biggest cry baby in pro sports history.

Never heared anyody feel so sorry for them selves as him.

A bully and a loser.

Originally Posted by tysonbruno

Lol i remember the i broke my back comment

I BROKE MY BACK ! That's the funniest thing I have ever heard from him.

Amazing, he was right though, our children's children will know who he was. Most people I know can't even name a heavyweight strap holder nowadays.

I love when he uses big words.

"I'll eat your asshole alive you faggot" "I'll fuck you in your ass up here in front of everybody" ...."I usually don't do interviews with female reporters unless I fornicate with them, so you should be quiet, unless you wanna....you know."

"I'll fuck you 'til you love me you faggot" - Tyson

That's my fav.

Followed by the famous Jim Grey interview... or so Jim thought it was an interview.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4l0ZyKmeNE

I don't know if eating children is the kind of glory Allah would appreciate.

Some of that wasn't funny.. he went too far with the aggressive intimidation - although considering he is clearly half-insane it's understandable.

HIM giving the lap dancer a lap dance though cracked me up

Talking to interview about Desiree Washington "I just hate [her] guts. She put me in that state, where I don't know. I really wish I did [rape her] now. But now I really do want to rape her and her f****** mama"

"I wish one of your guys had children so I could kick them in their f***ing head or stomp them on their testicles. . ."

I love 6:33 mark too . . ."If you have a problem turn off your station"

You have to have video proof so here ya go. I really love the subtitles. There are too many gems in this video to transcribe my favorites. I don't think there has EVER been a more quotable figure in sports history. I challenge anyone that can be this . . .

YouTube - The Best of Mike Tyson's Ridiculous Quotes VERSION 2

Mike: "I broke my back."
Jim: "Oh, what do you mean? You broke a vertabrea or something?"
Mike: "No, Spinal."

"Ive been screwed over for most my money can i atleast get a blowjob"
LOL. Everyman needs one of those before he goes. hehe

Originally Posted by Fenster

Some of that wasn't funny.. he went too far with the aggressive intimidation - although considering he is clearly half-insane it's understandable.

Exactly. When he made these comments, if he was alone in a locked room with the person he was talking to - Mike would have literally killed them. That's no act and just because he happens to box, doesn't make him any less crazy. I don't know what it is, but I'd still pay to watch Mike fight. TYSON VS. KIMBO SLICE?? Where do I pay.

I think the strangest part of this is that he was surround by "handlers" that couldn't handle him. They just collected a check and let him run wild. I think the only person ever in his life to control him was Cus D'Amato (and Robin Givens, but she had him doped up). . .

I remember when he was living down here in Maryland, he kicked one of my co-worker's poor old family members (no pun intended) in the balls after a traffic stop. Tyson: Settle Traffic Dispute, Tyson is trying to regain boxing license - CBS News Mike could kick me in the balls for a couple hundred grand any day.