Thread: last movie you watched (Flag Up SPOILERS)

nymphomaniac part 1 it was rubbish. Cant wait for part 2.

Contraband starring the poor mans Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg. The film is good.

Commando - Arnie at his wooden best. Utter horseshit sprinkled with some movie gems. Taking the top of a guys head off with a circular saw blade because despite emptying an army surplus store you temporarily find yourself out of ammo. Emptying said army surplus store then fitting all your wares inside one rubber dinghy. You even had your clothes in luggage so had to row your dinghy in your speedos. Bennet, the most unlikely bad guy ever, built like a darts pro with a tache only bested by Tom Selleck. He was so bad he had to have half his face covered up in Weird Science. He was so bad in Weird Science he had to have half his body covered up in Power Rangers.

"Im not going to shoot you between the eyes!!!..............Im going to shoot you between the baws!!...

Continuing in my Halloween themed greatness....


'Haunted Honeymoon' starring and directed by the late great Gene Wilder


Brilliantly hilarious film! With Gilda Radner and Dom DeLouise also featuring. The humor is nonstop and I actually think the Brits on here may find it quite enjoyable.

Rob Zombie's 'Halloween' remake.....my God that movie sucks....I mean WOW that is a shitty shitty movie

Watched Wuthering Heights (the first book) at it was good to see the Christian values transcend race and take in Heathcliff into the family. It is a sad story that Catherine does not marry him because of his status.

Originally Posted by Master

Watched Wuthering Heights (the first book) at it was good to see the Christian values transcend race and take in Heathcliff into the family. It is a sad story that Catherine does not marry him because of his status.

I had to read that book for school....holy God was that tedious sickly effete English people traveling back and forth across the moors during shitty cold grey weather having tea in the parlor.....NOTHING HAPPENS in that book. NOTHING!

The Bronte sisters should have been drawn and quartered for their attacks on literature

Originally Posted by El Kabong

Originally Posted by Master

Watched Wuthering Heights (the first book) at it was good to see the Christian values transcend race and take in Heathcliff into the family. It is a sad story that Catherine does not marry him because of his status.

I had to read that book for school....holy God was that tedious sickly effete English people traveling back and forth across the moors during shitty cold grey weather having tea in the parlor.....NOTHING HAPPENS in that book. NOTHING!

The Bronte sisters should have been drawn and quartered for their attacks on literature

I was surprised at how much enjoyment the children were having in the cold and mud too.

It said to me that the best time of your life is being a child, just playing and not having a care in the world.

Originally Posted by Master

I was surprised at how much enjoyment the children were having in the cold and mud too.

It said to me that the best time of your life is being a child, just playing and not having a care in the world.

Indeed, this is the way to truly LIVE life......until you die of consumption or typhus as all 3 of the Bronte sisters and their brother Branwell did


Oh the Bronte's were tedious.....Wuthering Heights, Jane Eyre...BOOOO BOOOOO stuffy English hogwash. And Jane fucking Austen is just as bad! 'Emma', "A comedy of manners"....BOOOOOO!!!!! Pride and Prejudice.....BOOOOOO!!!!!!!!


Nothing happens! Nothing happens in any of these books!!!! Not a damned thing!!! Why are they so revered? Because they were women authors? WRITE SOMETHING INTERESTING! Nah I'm going to do a story of an ill woman with a lousy husband and she secretly yearns for her beloved Heathcliff and why write this story? Oh, that's easy, because she's an ill woman who wants some sexual action before she dies.


Irksome books these....even more worthless when put on screen.

Watched divergent which was like hunger games but better.

Watched 1987's 'Prison' starring Viggo Mortenson and Lane Smith of 'My Cousin Vinny' and 'Son In Law' fame....meh, very unbelievable and not very scary.

My 80's cornball gene kicked in and found myself watching Night of the Comet and Band of The Hand yet again.

Originally Posted by Spicoli

My 80's cornball gene kicked in and found myself watching Night of the Comet and Band of The Hand yet again.

Hahaha....Night of the Comet. Haven't seen that cheese in awhile. Seen it listed lately, but haven't gotten around to watching it again.

Attention Kmart Shoppers

That's the only line I remember from that movie. My memory is shot.

I watched an 80's classic this weekend....Better Off Dead.

Originally Posted by Spicoli

My 80's cornball gene kicked in and found myself watching Night of the Comet and Band of The Hand yet again.

Night of the Comet is one I've been meaning to watch....got to pull out Monster Squad again soon, maybe some Ernest Scared Stupid or ooooh the original Fright Night!

Originally Posted by Diane

Originally Posted by Spicoli

My 80's cornball gene kicked in and found myself watching Night of the Comet and Band of The Hand yet again.

Hahaha....Night of the Comet. Haven't seen that cheese in awhile. Seen it listed lately, but haven't gotten around to watching it again.

Attention Kmart Shoppers

That's the only line I remember from that movie. My memory is shot.

I watched an 80's classic this weekend....Better Off Dead.

HAHAHA, great movie, classic

Originally Posted by Memphis

Commando - Arnie at his wooden best. Utter horseshit sprinkled with some movie gems. Taking the top of a guys head off with a circular saw blade because despite emptying an army surplus store you temporarily find yourself out of ammo. Emptying said army surplus store then fitting all your wares inside one rubber dinghy. You even had your clothes in luggage so had to row your dinghy in your speedos. Bennet, the most unlikely bad guy ever, built like a darts pro with a tache only bested by Tom Selleck. He was so bad he had to have half his face covered up in Weird Science. He was so bad in Weird Science he had to have half his body covered up in Power Rangers.

"Im not going to shoot you between the eyes!!!..............Im going to shoot you between the baws!!...

"Remember when I said I was going to kill you last? I lied."