Here is another gem about what's the best thing to cum into.

He recommends a scrapbook....

• In a scrapbook
  
  Do you like to keep a record of your accomplishments? Buy a large scrapbook with plain heavy paper pages. Before you start masturbating, lay the book open to a fresh page. When you cum, spew your wad onto the paper. Write down the date and any comments (volume, consistency, etc.). Let it dry completely, otherwise the pages will stick together.

Can you imagine finding your mate's cum scrapbook, that would be really really weird.

Originally Posted by Killface

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

Originally Posted by Bilbo

Originally Posted by Andre

Always as in always save your important sh!t onto a stick or a disk and keep it somewhere fireproof.

A mate of mines son just had an open party a few nights ago,had his whole essay of months of work on his computer .someone changed everything on his computer, passwords the whole nine yards, he has to pay someone from Dell 400 bucks to come in and open it up cause the Id and serial number on the tape sticker had been worn off it too.

I have three times lost a harddrive with devastating results.

I still forget to back up though, guess there is no teaching me

I lost countless priceless pictures and Cds once... now I: have a nice Iomega external HD shock proof and it is one of the best investment I have ever done. For 100 and something bucks, everything is now safe even if a clown decide to drop inadvertently coffee over my computer.

Only rule you ever need:

Work smarter, not harder.

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Killface

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

Originally Posted by Killface

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Killface

Apologize often. Even if you didn't do anything wrong. Your life will be easier and a whole lot more tolerable.

Out in the traffic these days that could possible save your life by pulling out the fuse of some angry hyper fool.

"Im so sorry, its my fault I made a mistake". is like pouring water on a fire".
High IQ + no ego beats low IQ + emotionally challenged any day of the week.

I was thinking more in a context of a man to a woman, but that works too.

Never.
In that case just nod alot and go Hmm yeah but dont listen to anything she says.

If you dont hear /it doesnt matter.

Cuttlefish used with water (not the shell) cleans anything off smooth surfaces like old rusty knives, burnt cooking pots,cuts down resin fast to an even surface.Cleans glass, polished granite and marble very fast. Slightly abrasive like a powdered cleaner but doesnt scratch once you peel the shell of it.

Being Deaf saves loads of time, Pardon, Oh Fuck off

Sure saves on having to help with the housework.

Feigning industrial deafness is an art form around here.

Andre The wifes got a loud voice, YOU FUCKING HEARD .