+1291

Wish I learned this years ago.

Place baking paper over your BBQ plate and you'll never have to clean it ever again.




One for the misses:
When bringing socks in off the clothes line pair them up and roll them right there, then throw them in the basket.

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"Aye and" Vic Darchinian as MR Crab.

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Kid Thunder has a good tim esaving device ,

Get KOED in the first round rather than wasting time losing on points.

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he's not paid by the minute!

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if you're doing it proper, you shouldn't roll socks in to a ball as it knackers the elastic.

+4076

put a bit of toilet paper in the toilet before you take a shit. splashback eliminated

Mumble mumble... fukin knacker your elastic ..







You're sounding just like my misses

Definately, A must do when out and about.
I dont even sit on public dunnies just one arm back on the wall, paper in as you say, and let it drop.
I even wash the top of the tap with soap before I turn it off so i dont get other peoples as$ germs on my hands for day .

+2791

Wish you were an hour earlier with the fuckin' barbie tip !!!

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If you have any bread that has become too dry, microwave it with a cup of water and it'll take in some of the moisture.

For reheating pizza, microwave it a little bit, and then put some aluminum foil around it and then put it in the toaster so it's not soggy at all.

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+3768

If your single.Own only two of every dish,silverware,mugs,pots and pans.Thats it.

Always use a catcher while mowing the grass and only edge on windy days.Teach the cat to use the doggy door and shite outside like ol' fido.

+3679

Never meet a girl for a date after opening a bag of tripe. Even with excessive washing you can't get that disgusting shit stink off you.

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+2791

Got a bar fridge in my bedroom (yea that's right). No booze in it, mostly gatorade, water, orange juice etc, fruit and snacks. We have a laundry shoot just outside my door no one uses. I put a garbage basket at the bottom of it with bag to catch incoming. Barely have to leave my room if I don't want other then to poop.

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If ever a girl friend ask you to go shopping with her pretending that it won't take that much time, don't, especially if clothes are involved or not far from the place in question.


put your candles in the freezer before using it, it reduces considerably the dripping of wax and therefore, there is a load less mess to clean once the candle is melted.

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That's the way it is, not the way it ends

+2791

Shower only twice a week which saves time and water...

Don't send your girlfriend out with any more money than you actually want her to spend..

NEVER sit ANYTHING on top of your car while you find your keys... you WILL leave it there..

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Man, just reading that bums me out, because that happened to me only one time, but it was the worst to me.

You'll probably laugh at me, because you won't understand my attachment.

But I did that with my softball glove. I few years ago I was leaving my house to go play, and I put it on top, so that I could throw the rest of the stuff in my trunk, I hopped in my car, drove about a mile, and realized what I did. So I stopped my car right on the road, got out and looked, and my heart just sunk into my stomach, and I just got physically ill. I quickly turned around and retraced my path looking for it, and it was gone. I parked my car at home and me and my son walked the entire route 3 times looking for it, and nada. Someone swiped it that quickly. I was sooooooo upset, I started crying and everything.

My older brother gave me that glove for my birthday when I was in my early teens, and he's the one that got me into sports, he taught me everything, and that glove had been through so many games, and had so many memories wrapped up in it, that I just couldn't believe that it was gone.

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