Originally Posted by JimmyShocker

When you're reading a thread on 'Signs that you are getting older' and you notice you're twice as old as some of the posters who have revealed their ages...

A couple more signs: remembering when the TV stations would play the national anthem and then go off the air for the night and also the traffic lights would all change to blinking yellow after a certain hour instead of their normal red, yellow green pattern.

Ahhhh, the good old days.

Small town boy huh?

When a student guesses your age as 27 and you then reveal 32 and when on being asked on the issue of marriage admitting marriage, the student who otherwise wanted to have fun conversation says 'that's enough, old man'. I laughed a lot at that one.

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

All that sun must make the ground hard mate.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

When a student guesses your age as 27 and you then reveal 32 and when on being asked on the issue of marriage admitting marriage, the student who otherwise wanted to have fun conversation says 'that's enough, old man'. I laughed a lot at that one.

You do realise she just disrespected you and turned you down.

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Come home from work my back is killing me, digging grave's pain killers and tea O YES I'M FUCKED.

All that sun must make the ground hard mate.

Yes soak the old bone's in industrial strength RADOX

Can you put this thread in the off topic section please?

Originally Posted by Master

Can you put this thread in the off topic section please?

If they do that @Master then we have to keep it clean in here.

Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

Originally Posted by greynotsoold

Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

Send that to me and I will investigate and get back to you. For research purposes of course.

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by greynotsoold

Signs that you are getting older? Beyond grey/white hair, a urinary system collapse, and open heart surgery? How about when you get an e-mail in your spam folder advertising a "Senior's Orgy Community" and you find it interesting...and you are only 47?

Send that to me and I will investigate and get back to you. For research purposes of course.

The over fifty's plan from Sun Life, has just come through the door it's all down hill.

Threw out some old tabloid papers from 1991 and same old football rubbish about too many foreigners, clauses in contracts, over paid managers and Tyson in jail to quit boxing. Found a valentine card when I was 18 as well as birthday cards. Those were my peak years.

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

The only cream I want on my body is, deep heat or voltrol O YES.

Originally Posted by Master

When you remember bank robbers actually wore masks and not suits.

When you start stealing jokes out of the Metro