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    Default Signs that you are getting older

    1. If you do not know any of the songs in the Top 40 -
    2. You are against skimpy clothes
    3. You lie to your kids to get them to behave
    4. You have stopped going out and become a taxi driver for your kids
    5. You get impatient
    6. You sound slightly mad and talk to yourself
    7. You spend more time at B&Q than HMV
    8. You get annoyed at Christmas – why should santa get all the credit for buying the prsesnts when you have bought them.
    9. You are thrifty with money but wife spends too much on shoes, bags and clothes
    10. You turn off the heating and lights – if you are cold wear a jumper!
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    Your child refuses to kiss you.
    The cold makes your body ache.
    Gray pubes.
    Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
    When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    First sign is when you wake up in the night to take a piss after just having a few pints.

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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    you put sugar in your tea

    When you prefer to stay at home on friday and saturday evening rather than going out

    Sex once a week is ok

    When you look at the date of release of your CD collection to realize that your best ones have been bought 15 years ago and you never realized it till now.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    Quote Originally Posted by Killface View Post
    Your child refuses to kiss you.
    The cold makes your body ache.
    Gray pubes.
    Food that used to be gross is good to you now.
    When you see laughing teenagers you become insecure and annoyed.

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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    When i see things like this and I think "that's really true"
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    Wearing trousers up to your chest
    Wearing beige colours more.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    - When you consider buying a Buick car.

    - To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

    - When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

    - When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

    - When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

    - When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

    - When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

    - When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

    - When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

    - When you start to buy pastel shirts.

    - When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    - When you're watching bowling competitions on the T.V.

    - When you're taking at heart to have a greener lawn than your neighbor.

    - When you're washing your car and your entrance 2 times per day.

    - When you go to the flee market and try to negociate stuff that costs 2 bucks for 1.5

    - When you're not able anymore to control your farts.

    - When you need pepto bismol or roll aids to help you to digest.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    When you say sentences that begin with, "Kids these days..."

    When sleep is more appealing than sex.

    The thought of going out after ten pm on a work day is horrifying.

    MTV annoys you.

    You have 0 interest in learning the latest technological gadgets.

    You're certain your poop has changed smell.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless View Post
    - When you consider buying a Buick car.

    - To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

    - When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

    - When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

    - When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

    - When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

    - When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

    - When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

    - When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

    - When you start to buy pastel shirts.

    - When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
    Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!

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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    Quote Originally Posted by iwng100 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Nameless View Post
    - When you consider buying a Buick car.

    - To quote Billy Bragg : "when the girls you used to love at school are all pushing Pram".

    - When you now consider the music you used to like as noise.

    - When you are spending your days sitting at the Mall and criticizing people that passes by.

    - When you start to over- use the expression "In my time".

    - When your stare at the tits of a girl till you realize she's your best friend's daughter.

    - When the hair in your nose and your ears start to look like the rain forest.

    - When you consider a subscription to a line dancing club.

    - When a medical visit to the doctor becomes something mandatory more than once a year.

    - When you start to buy pastel shirts.

    - When you solely consider going to Florida for winter.
    Dammit Nameless, you got me!!!
    We are all going to have that episode at a moment or another As long as you do not combine that with bowling and pastel shirts, it's not so bad
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    when you think sweaters look good

    when you forget things.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    I'm going to be 30 early next year, so I am definitely getting there.

    Here's a few...

    When you start to find the occasional white hair.
    When you find yourself worrying about having to subsidise your retirement.
    When you find some of your views start to become more conservative.
    When you watch football and realise all the players are younger than you.
    When you find the days seem to pass quicker and quicker and realise that death is just around the corner. You are no longer invincible.
    When you don't care about going out and meeting people anymore.
    When your memory begins to fail you and you don't remember anyones birthday.
    When you stop buying new clothes.
    When you get the same short hair cut everytime.
    When you bemoan every new film for its excessive use of CGI.
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    Default Re: Signs that you are getting older

    OK nameless and Killface are talking about things my parents and grandparents do.

    And I thought my potency was rapidly decreasing.


    It's OK. You guys aren't that old.


    I'm turning 25 in a month and I can't pleasure your wives anymore either

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