Thread: Woman dies whilst masturbating

Hmmm, wonder if she had Duracell or the Energiser Bunny installed in the "sex toy"?

That's what happens to you when you use high-performance vibrators instead of real c0cks.

Originally Posted by boxingbantz

Originally Posted by HattonTheHammer

bit embarrassing for the parents though, finding out your daughter popped her clogs while she was tossing her salad

I reckon she was browsing my facebook page at the time

I just can't believe the Daily Mail published the story. Isn't exactly something you want the world knowing.

Imagine finding out though:

"Did you hear about Nicola, she died last night...?"

"Oh no, really - how? Car accident?"

"No.."

"Don't tell me, suicide..."

"No she died flicking her bean. Literally died mid-flick"

*high-five*

George Carlin used to do a bit about parents potentially being embarrassed by their son's accidental auto-erotic asphyxiation death. His conclusion: "put the kid's dick back in his pants and tell the neighbors he had bad grades."

Originally Posted by katrinapal

THis is really unfortunate for her.People have the right to have fun.If she does whts wrong ? It needs more investigation.Other story can be there.Post Morten report ccan say it.

Did you really get banned after 5 posts?