Thread: Dealing with the shits...

Okay, simple and straightforward advice please, and in a nod to boozeboxer, some comedic will be welcome too.

I currently have the shits, have done since around 7am, and have been back and forth to the throne for the last six or seven hours. I'm avoiding food, and trying to stay hydrated. Any other tips for me?

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Okay, simple and straightforward advice please, and in a nod to boozeboxer, some comedic will be welcome too.

I currently have the shits, have done since around 7am, and have been back and forth to the throne for the last six or seven hours. I'm avoiding food, and trying to stay hydrated. Any other tips for me?

I do too lol

Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Okay, simple and straightforward advice please, and in a nod to boozeboxer, some comedic will be welcome too.

I currently have the shits, have done since around 7am, and have been back and forth to the throne for the last six or seven hours. I'm avoiding food, and trying to stay hydrated. Any other tips for me?

I do too lol

Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.

I second the immodium recommendation, just make sure you drink a ton of water.

Originally Posted by killersheep

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

Okay, simple and straightforward advice please, and in a nod to boozeboxer, some comedic will be welcome too.

I currently have the shits, have done since around 7am, and have been back and forth to the throne for the last six or seven hours. I'm avoiding food, and trying to stay hydrated. Any other tips for me?

I do too lol

Best, if you have a bug, to let nature take it's course and have a good claer out. If not take Immodium tablets (can get at any supermarket) they will plug you up proper.

I second the immodium recommendation, just make sure you drink a ton of water.

Metric tonne? I'm pretty sure that much has gone out the other end anyway.

I would drink a prune milkshake, to ensure you stay hydrated.

kaolin & morphine. Go old school.

get some rehydration/salt drink down you.

Nappy and plenty of liquids and food. The virus will leave soon.

I recklessly thought that the virus had gone, and I was back on the recovery trail. One bowl of muesli later, I realise that this is not the case.

point the tv at the bathroom and bring in your laptop and settle in for the ride.

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

I recklessly thought that the virus had gone, and I was back on the recovery trail. One bowl of muesli later, I realise that this is not the case.

I usually starve for 24 hours to shift those bugs

Originally Posted by BIG H

Originally Posted by superheavyrhun

I recklessly thought that the virus had gone, and I was back on the recovery trail. One bowl of muesli later, I realise that this is not the case.

I usually starve for 24 hours to shift those bugs

I know this now.

DO NOT take imodeum. Drink LOTS of water and those nasty dehydration salts. Stay completely OFF food untill you've thrown up (if it's at both ends).

Originally Posted by Jimanuel Boogustus

DO NOT take imodeum. Drink LOTS of water and those nasty dehydration salts. Stay completely OFF food untill you've thrown up (if it's at both ends).

Tried one of those rehydration things earlier on. The label clearly states blackcurrant. I'm pretty sure its never even seen a blackcurrant! Tastes like fuckin crap.

No throwing up so far, which is good, cause our bathroom doesn't have the sink right next to the loo like my old house.

I don't really mind having the shits... pissing from the arse is like natures detox