Thread: Soaps

Originally Posted by Mattyhitman

Originally Posted by Master

I am going to start watching Emmerdale, you cunts should have told me about the babes in it earlier!!!!

This will be your new Rosie Webster mate:

She is a great addition to the cast. Why the fuck did Corrine Wick lose all that weight? Her norks should have been out and proud in Emmerdale, no wonder she only lasted five minutes the daft cunt, what a waste.

I saw that babe on Corrie v Emmerdale, she is OK but she is not Rosie.

2 of the best corrie babes

Kym Marsh - Most Amazing Figure & Cleavage - 28-Sep-09 - YouTube

Eva Pice is the new babe on Corrie

Catherine Tyldesley Cleavage in 'Coronation Street' (28/11/'11) - YouTube

Catherine Tyldesley 220711 - YouTube

And another

Bump up with Christmas coming.

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Are they getting all of the depresding stories ready to peak on christmas day as usual?

funny you bumped this thread and the same story line is happening in eastenders

getting right into corrie and eastenders and the christmas stories

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Ooooohhhh, ark at Emily Pankhurst. You are like a cross between Steve Biko, Ghandi and Scargill. Fighting against injustice and oppression by not watching a soap opera.

Originally Posted by Gandalf

Soaps are sick and degenerate. They are distraction and disintegration and should be erased. All soaps should be replaced with informative documentaries and alternative news. I am not joking.

People are in a slump because they think working all day in an office, coming home and having dinner and then slouching in front of TV is all that one can do and it is the pits, it is the end. It is death invited.

It is what one should resist and fight against. By not watching a soap is the first stand in reclaiming existence.

Video games. That is all.

Who is shagging Kat?

Originally Posted by Master

Who is shagging Kat?

Its got to be Derek... hes getting killed over the Christmas so its prob gonna play out as a who done it plot, with alfie, kat, his brothers, sharon, phil, his son etc etc in the frame and it will prob turn out to be his daughter

Originally Posted by Saddo

Originally Posted by Master

Who is shagging Kat?

Its got to be Derek... hes getting killed over the Christmas so its prob gonna play out as a who done it plot, with alfie, kat, his brothers, sharon, phil, his son etc etc in the frame and it will prob turn out to be his daughter

Well that's spoilt it. I suppose next your going to tell us Santa isn't real and "Rosebud" is Citizen Kanes sled. Might as well tell us all about The Sixth sense,The Usual Suspects, whose father Darth Vader is and then who shot JR?

Lauren is 2/1 fav to be Derek's killer. Tanya 9/1 Max 10/1 Alice 12/1 Joey 12/1

I definitely think it comes from the Brannings so a fiver on Abi @80/1 is my bet.

Kat's man can only be Derek. Max is skint, and already hiding a secret that only him and Derek know about, and considering Jack's relationship with Sharon it would be pathetic, considering the stories have played out at the same time.