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    Question The ideal woman?

    First a joke.

    The ideal woman is 3 Feet tall, with a flat spot on top of her head where you can sit your beer.

    Now, describe your ideal woman, or if you're a woman (Missy & Diane) describe your ideal man.

    Mine starting at the top, with physical characteristics/preferences:

    Hair color - not really important, except it should be fairly natural, no heavy duty dyes or bleach.
    Eye Color - blue, green, gray are favs, but any color is pretty depending on the person.
    Face: a naturally pretty face with nice features and a killer smile highlighting it.
    Body: medium height, slender but not too skinny, nicely shaped breasts, not too big or small, firm abs and ass, and a great set of legs.

    Other characteristics:
    I love an interesting, intelligent, feminine woman with a good sense of humor, and of course, above everything else, she must be compatible with me.

    What's yours like?

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mars_ax View Post
    First a joke.

    The ideal woman is 3 Feet tall, with a flat spot on top of her head where you can sit your beer.

    Now, describe your ideal woman, or if you're a woman (Missy & Diane) describe your ideal man.

    Mine starting at the top, with physical characteristics/preferences:

    Hair color - not really important, except it should be fairly natural, no heavy duty dyes or bleach.
    Eye Color - blue, green, gray are favs, but any color is pretty depending on the person.
    Face: a naturally pretty face with nice features and a killer smile highlighting it.
    Body: medium height, slender but not too skinny, nicely shaped breasts, not too big or small, firm abs and ass, and a great set of legs.

    Other characteristics:
    I love an interesting, intelligent, feminine woman with a good sense of humor, and of course, above everything else, she must be compatible with me.

    What's yours like?
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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    When my wife isn't angry or threatening me with divorce I would say her.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Attractive face. Long hair. Legs, breasts, arse especially, the whole lot, lots of curvature. Bisexual with a friend who looks just like her. Extremely talented in bed, can make my dick disappear all the way into not just two holes, and likes to do all the work.

    Lazy, doesn't want to go out a lot, isn't interested in spending money, spends all her time stoned. Wears heels all the time, doesn't ask awkward questions, doesn't want to work. Preferably from another country so no fucking family to deal with on an ongoing basis.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    The sweaty one eating that banana on your post Mars

    or any wearing white strapped calf high sandles.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by BIG H View Post
    Is it good or bad that she scares me?

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    I believe BigH means this chick



    ....good luck with all that man


    I say this



    ....or Alexis Bledel or Christina Hendricks or Judy Greer or Anne Hathaway or Kate Upton...I could go with any of them.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by BIG H View Post
    Who that guy ?

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    This is a sexist thread and I will not participate in it.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    However since you are asking

    Hair color – black like Kirsty Gallagher
    Eye Color – Two preferred, sparkling like Kirsty Gallagher
    Face: beautiful like Nigella Lawson.
    Body: Kelly Brooks slender, big shaped breasts, big ass, and a great set of legs.
    Interests: Sports, keeping fit and likes Movies like Georgie Thompson.
    Intelligent: Degree preferred but low self esteem issues which I can exploit like Mariah Carey.
    Sex: Doggy position and like riding, dirty preferred like Jenna Jameson.
    Faithful and a virgin not like Jenna Jameson.

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    I like Goth chicks, like Morticia.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    As a young lad, I'm just looking for a girl that has matured enough to understand what is entailed in a relationship.

    I guess I'll get more criteria as I go along. But I've got a start.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing View Post
    Attractive face. Long hair. Legs, breasts, arse especially, the whole lot, lots of curvature. Bisexual with a friend who looks just like her. Extremely talented in bed, can make my dick disappear all the way into not just two holes, and likes to do all the work.

    Lazy, doesn't want to go out a lot, isn't interested in spending money, spends all her time stoned. Wears heels all the time, doesn't ask awkward questions, doesn't want to work. Preferably from another country so no fucking family to deal with on an ongoing basis.
    This was funny Kirk, i'm thinking if she doesn't work and spends all her time smoking weed, that would get old and expensive for you. The rest sounds pretty good, except for the bisexual friend, who she may end up liking better then you.

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    Default Re: The ideal woman?

    Quote Originally Posted by Spicoli View Post
    The sweaty one eating that banana on your post Mars

    or any wearing white strapped calf high sandles.
    That's Maria Sharpova, a Pro Russian tennis player, I love the way she grips a tennis racket.


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