As promised for those interested, my thoughts on the exhibition

Sprawling on a pin: Lucian Freud Portraits Wednesday 24 May 2012

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I look forward to your write up. All sounds rather engrossing.

Sprawling on a pin: Lucian Freud Portraits Wednesday 24 May 2012

The cunt Freud still can't hold a candle to my installation art. He could live to be a thousand and never produce a work of art that came close to the stuff I knock out every day.

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

The cunt Freud still can't hold a candle to my installation art. He could live to be a thousand and never produce a work of art that came close to the stuff I knock out every day.

Not only is he dead, he was a portrait painter who painted many other artists with performance and installation artists appearing among them. Your cryptic attempts at humour are completely lost on me, but I am sure when they are revealed they will turn out to be as fascinating and gripping as the financial graphs that litter your correspondence with Lyle.

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

The cunt Freud still can't hold a candle to my installation art. He could live to be a thousand and never produce a work of art that came close to the stuff I knock out every day.

Your daily installations are all on porcelain I take it?

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I look forward to your write up. All sounds rather engrossing.

Sprawling on a pin: Lucian Freud Portraits Wednesday 24 May 2012

I like his work.
You did a great job relaying what you saw the way you did.

I suppose with a gift for words you have dabbled in realist style poetry? Painting a picture or capturing a feeling with words? Not the rhyming type.

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

Originally Posted by Gandalf

I look forward to your write up. All sounds rather engrossing.

Sprawling on a pin: Lucian Freud Portraits Wednesday 24 May 2012

I like his work.
You did a great job relaying what you saw the way you did.

I suppose with a gift for words you have dabbled in realist style poetry? Painting a picture or capturing a feeling with words? Not the rhyming type.

Thanks Andre. No I have not dabbled in any form of poetry, I have written fiction and plenty of lyrics but most of the lyrics are stream of conciousness style things or heavily rhymed Mc'd couplets not considered poems. I felt moved to write about art I guess because I miss making it myself and can't wait to get back to it.

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

The cunt Freud still can't hold a candle to my installation art. He could live to be a thousand and never produce a work of art that came close to the stuff I knock out every day.

Your daily installations are all on porcelain I take it?

I'm a virtuoso of the porcelain. I've installed my art in toilet bowls all over the world, and for fucking top money too. After hours of preparation I work with my own organic matter to create majestic tableaux of infinite texture and variety.