Thread: What Joy

As a few of you no, my son is a electrician guess what I have 4 brand new double sockets, waiting to
be put in the bed rooms. Still waiting after 12 months, hell I think it may get done when I'm a OAP
what joy in having a tradesman for a son.

Prank call him. "Hey Sparky hows its going fruitcake?" "Yeah well listen, I got a service complaint, you're running a shocking service there sparky and you seem somewhat disconnected to the job at hand" Whats the charge? ac dc cash? whats the story Sparky? Ok, why dont you just bolt over here and make a start before I come unplugged.

This thread is a rival for my hot drinks thread, nice going Dia bando!

Originally Posted by Dia bando

As a few of you no, my son is a electrician guess what I have 4 brand new double sockets, waiting to
be put in the bed rooms. Still waiting after 12 months, hell I think it may get done when I'm a OAP
what joy in having a tradesman for a son.

Turn off the house electrics put them in wrong blow up the house and then blame him

Do it yourself, whats the worst that can happen?

It is an easy job, a tip before you start turn off from the mains first otherwise you feel this weird sensation running through your body.

I don't like electrics, I can do it but I don't enjoy it funny he does bit's for his friends, mind you I'm just
his dad feed him clothed him, car got him a job.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

I don't like electrics, I can do it but I don't enjoy it funny he does bit's for his friends, mind you I'm just
his dad feed him clothed him, car got him a job.

I know the feeling, Ive got a Myotherapist for a daughter, I used to think the same I'd be aching after working all day and she'd be rubbing her 20year old boy friends neck and back cause he aches after football while they were enjoying living here sitting watching the tv with me.

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Dia bando

I don't like electrics, I can do it but I don't enjoy it funny he does bit's for his friends, mind you I'm just
his dad feed him clothed him, car got him a job.

I know the feeling, Ive got a Myotherapist for a daughter, I used to think the same I'd be aching after working all day and she'd be rubbing her 20year old boy friends neck and back cause he aches after football while they were enjoying living here sitting watching the tv with me.

Yes Andre your aching, and I'm still waiting for my sockets.

Just ask the boy directly and say otherwise you will do it yourself and if you get electrocuted he will get the blame.

Originally Posted by Master

Just ask the boy directly and say otherwise you will do it yourself and if you get electrocuted he will get the blame.

Thanks one for each socket.

play a wicked prank on his ass and pretend to be getting shocked with high-voltage watts-
have someone call him and tell him there is a bit of a problem with his dad who was trying to do the install---grab a few wires here and there and when he comes in the door pretend you are shaking and getting zapped with electric volts and start yelling 'help help Im getting shocked because my generous son'--give him a good scare.

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

play a wicked prank on his ass and pretend to be getting shocked with high-voltage watts-
have someone call him and tell him there is a bit of a problem with his dad who was trying to do the install---grab a few wires here and there and when he comes in the door pretend you are shaking and getting zapped with electric volts and start yelling 'help help Im getting shocked because my generous son'--give him a good scare.

Do you no what, he would walk past ask his mum what's for dinner.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

play a wicked prank on his ass and pretend to be getting shocked with high-voltage watts-
have someone call him and tell him there is a bit of a problem with his dad who was trying to do the install---grab a few wires here and there and when he comes in the door pretend you are shaking and getting zapped with electric volts and start yelling 'help help Im getting shocked because my generous son'--give him a good scare.

Do you no what, he would walk past ask his mum what's for dinner.

He was telling me an electric shock, is good for you it get's the heart going, I think he is full of shit it
would stop my heart.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

play a wicked prank on his ass and pretend to be getting shocked with high-voltage watts-
have someone call him and tell him there is a bit of a problem with his dad who was trying to do the install---grab a few wires here and there and when he comes in the door pretend you are shaking and getting zapped with electric volts and start yelling 'help help Im getting shocked because my generous son'--give him a good scare.

Do you no what, he would walk past ask his mum what's for dinner.

He was telling me an electric shock, is good for you it get's the heart going, I think he is full of shit it
would stop my heart.

Yeah Bit like holding the key on when the cars already going.