Thread: Wlad/Klit would Destroy Tyson/Foreman/Ali/Holmes NO DOUBT!

Their backpeddlingnesses and wild sprawlingnesses of gangling long-armed defense mechanisms whilst backpeddling some more would utterly wipe Larry Holmes and Mike Tyson off the face of the earth within 5 rounds tops. Mike Tyson would actually have not a snowball's cunt in hell of ever getting inside on Vitali or Wlad AS TYSON HAD SHITTY HEAD MOVEMENT AND REALLY NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GET INSIDE.

I agree

Imagine how badly he'd destroy them if he did monkey bars?

Originally Posted by Memphis

I agree

Imagine how badly he'd destroy them if he did monkey bars?

well yes then he would really destroy them--but the K2 psychophants would then ban Public Health Parks

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

Their backpeddlingnesses and wild sprawlingnesses of gangling long-armed defense mechanisms whilst backpeddling some more would utterly wipe Larry Holmes and Mike Tyson off the face of the earth within 5 rounds tops. Mike Tyson would actually have not a snowball's cunt in hell of ever getting inside on Vitali or Wlad AS TYSON HAD SHITTY HEAD MOVEMENT AND REALLY NEVER LEARNED HOW TO GET INSIDE.

He'd kick Marciano's ass too! No other way it could happen, dude! Marciano was a shitty little runt compared to the Klitschkos!
IN MY OPINION.

Not Ali!
He was very durable and had great conditioning with heart and will, I think he would either get stopped mid way or he would win a split as wlad is on his opponents to the end

Brock, my man, we get it mate.

here are the klit's practicing their unbeatable boxing techniques



Forget Ali's athleticism, Tyson's spedd, Foreman's power, or Holmes' jab ... THIS is how you box and train ... by clinching your naked brother drenched with oil

Ali, Foreman, Tyson or Holmes would cut themselves over all of the shattered klitschko glass

another great post

Originally Posted by boyla

another great post

ITALICS WORKS BETTER FOR SARCASM.. you could write "another great post"..and seeing as you DID' then colorized would be next best

I feel dumber for having read this.

Originally Posted by Vendettos

I feel dumber for having read this.

That is the risk you take opening a Brock thread, they are either great or crazy never boring.

Originally Posted by Master

Originally Posted by Vendettos

I feel dumber for having read this.

That is the risk you take opening a Brock thread, they are either great or crazy never boring.

Noted.