Thread: Marquez didn't knock out Pacquiao. God did

I knew Pac fans were gonna use to every excuse possible. But damn they even exceeded my expectations. Cuz now I've heard them all. They say moms know best. Yeah well some moms are just fucking idiots.


Pacquiao’s new religion and the national anguish over Marquez victory | Inquirer Global Nation

Poor Pac never had a chance.

As an aside does this mean planking is going to become popular in the Philippines?

His mom makes a good point. Pretty sure the Catholics have a better boxing team.

That is actually lamer then Freddy's excuse that he told him to go out and be more aggressive so its his fault.

That lucky punch comment is beyond response.

Grasping at straws at an entirely different level. Yeah if God exists he has a vested interest in a Manny fight.

Originally Posted by killersheep

As an aside does this mean planking is going to become popular in the Philippines?

They should have went with socks again. Its Christmas. Its a common gift, has some traction. Its only logical. Duh. A change in public relations team is due!

Ironically there is a link below the article on how to deal with leg cramps.

I don't think God had much to do with it , that punch straight on Pac's jaw was the boy divine intervention,
no not at all years of practise that's what it was.

Originally Posted by IamInuit

Originally Posted by killersheep

As an aside does this mean planking is going to become popular in the Philippines?

Looooool

They call him God, we call him Marquez.

God has a hell of a right hand on him.

Are we going to see Pacquiao vs. God II then? Knowing Arum he'll have Pacquiao fight Jesus to build the rematch, but only if he signs Jesus to an exclusive 4 fight deal.

So conversely Manny did not win all his matches God did it for him. Surely that is illegal. Do you think they should do random testing?

Originally Posted by Master

So conversely Manny did not win all his matches God did it for him. Surely that is illegal. Do you think they should do random testing?

Yeah and when they say "I'd like to thank God for this win". The other guy the loser when interviewed should say " Yeah well I was doing fine until God butted in". .

Has anyone ever thanked the Devil? Mayorga maybe?

Or "I'd like to thank the devil for making him lose".

Originally Posted by bzkfn

Are we going to see Pacquiao vs. God II then? Knowing Arum he'll have Pacquiao fight Jesus to build the rematch, but only if he signs Jesus to an exclusive 4 fight deal.

No. God not agreeing with the new testing demands. Says he don't like needles.

Good God.