Thread: North Korea threatens to use nukes against the U.S.

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Ive got a plan thats on par with any of Kim jung ill mini me the 2nds prans:

Everyone in the whole wide world sends a letter to the border towns of North Korea then when the wind is blowing from the south, Sth Korea lights a match.

Personally it always cracks me up when North Americans get really worked up about North Korea. It is all just rhetoric and nothing ever happens (almost). It seems unless you live in constant fear then you have no right to live and most of the people under the most 'threat' barely pay it any attention and I kind of agree with that. North Americans with their terrorists and fears. Always fear and panic. What are you scared of Mars? According to polls South Koreans fear America more than North Korea and I bet that applies globally. Clean up your own yard first after all Hiroshima was not carried out by North Korea and North Korea is not invading anyone else. They do however, treat their people like shit and that sucks. Only despicable nations torture and kill people without being charged with crimes.

Harsher UN sanctions for nuclear testing is just absurd. I mean look at the numbers of nuclear tests carried out in history by numerous nations, some in massive numbers and plenty of those nations rogue, and suddenly North Korea is mad and out of control. Terrible yes, but apply the same standards to all, and on more than nukes. If you steal my schoolbag too you can be sure I will call you 'cunt' and will shout a bit. Then a gang will come and beat me up properly. That is global politics. It is just about who is louder and stronger. Most just want to get on with life and do. It is a few bullies who want to control who are the issue. Telling them, 'do it our way, change your hair, and let us control your dinner money' isn't an option. Real change takes serious intentions and time investment.

I would urge the US to keep out and let China control this as China at least knows how to speak to North Korea. They know how to talk to the kid without making him stomp his feet too much and it is just grandstand footstomping at best. He knows he will be alright as he stole pretty much everything from the year below and knows he is tidied over. There is no point hurting all them more as well. Time and patience, teach the kid that better things can happen to those that evolve. Otherwise, it is just the status quo for now. If North Korea is to ever change it is the China model first. Not that I like the model, but it is the way it is.

You Gandlaf, being the closest Saddo to this madman that we have got, feel it my duty to tell you we feel you need to make a commitment to world peace and go and get an interview with this little bloke. All you need is a bic pen and paper and ask him to sign a autograph for us his dedicated followers. As he reaches for the pen stab him in the jugular with it as many times as possible until they wrestles you to the ground and deport you back to Sth Korea for being in a state of Ambivalence; which Im certain is another State they have outlawed and openly declared war on.
You as a Briton in exile will out shine the infamy of even Oscar Wilde.

Originally Posted by Andre

You Gandlaf, being the closest Saddo to this madman that we have got, feel it my duty to tell you we feel you need to make a commitment to world peace and go and get an interview with this little bloke. All you need is a bic pen and paper and ask him to sign a autograph for us his dedicated followers. As he reaches for the pen stab him in the jugular with it as many times as possible until they wrestles you to the ground and deport you back to Sth Korea for being in a state of Ambivalence; which Im certain is another State they have outlawed and openly declared war on.
You as a Briton in exile will out shine the infamy of even Oscar Wilde.

Don't do it Miles. It's a trap.

You shouldn't stab little people.
Particularly not in the neck.
And never with a biro, with a fountain pen or a ball point Parker at least. Have these people no style?

War come off it , steak and chips for tea how inconvenient tomorrow night.

Originally Posted by Greenbeanz

You shouldn't stab little people.
Particularly not in the neck.
And never with a brio, with a fountain pen or a ball point Parker at least. Have these people no style?

You are right, (I am ,am I left )

I dont know what came over me ,


It has to be a nibed Parker or nothing.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

War come off it , steak and chips for tea how inconvenient tomorrow night.

If they time the bomb right, Nth Korea may cook them for you.

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Dia bando

War come off it , steak and chips for tea how inconvenient tomorrow night.

If they time the bomb right, Nth Korea may cook them for you.

I had my steak and chips, good grief what is one to do can't a man, have his tea in peace,
Miles send a strongly worded letter for me, Monday nights is steak and chips night.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by Dia bando

War come off it , steak and chips for tea how inconvenient tomorrow night.

If they time the bomb right, Nth Korea may cook them for you.

I had my steak and chips, good grief what is one to do can't a man, have his tea in peace,
Miles send a strongly worded letter for me, Monday nights is steak and chips night.

I remember and old north country comedian used to say about Germans; "Dont like em, they bombed our chip shop."

Yes, definitely a trap. One should always be suspicious of using assasination as a means of accumulating exiled infamy. I see the nukes still haven't been activated, but still a lot of media blather. You have to sell adverts to people and North Korea in its own way is a money spinner.

Originally Posted by Kirkland Laing

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Great collection of quotes and exactly why US politics is absurd. Just lies and lies and lies and lies. North Korea is no different to them in regards to flamboyant, false and empty rhetoric. Though actually one of them will invade nations when the need to drum up some national passion arises.

Everyone should memorise the quotes and think about them anytime they try to contemplate consistency and honesty in US foreign policy. Such concepts don't really exist. These are facts so obvious that only mad people could fail to notice. Mad people and people who only discover they have finger nails at the age of 37 or maps.

Originally Posted by Andre

You Gandlaf, being the closest Saddo to this madman that we have got, feel it my duty to tell you we feel you need to make a commitment to world peace and go and get an interview with this little bloke. All you need is a bic pen and paper and ask him to sign a autograph for us his dedicated followers. As he reaches for the pen stab him in the jugular with it as many times as possible until they wrestles you to the ground and deport you back to Sth Korea for being in a state of Ambivalence; which Im certain is another State they have outlawed and openly declared war on.
You as a Briton in exile will out shine the infamy of even Oscar Wilde.

Trust you to want to recreate scenes from Chopper!

I only found out recently that they have no internet, only a restricted intranet, no free press and everything is closed off.

What a way to live.