Thread: have you ever got a random call by an ex from way back?

Miles you met her in a pub? Assuming she wasn't in there with three chavs in tow how did you know she was a sad mother of three?

Originally Posted by Memphis

VD you let a woman force her way into your house?

Did you get your own DNA test done?

Backstreet boys This was 100% a dude that called Finito.

Yeah. She even paid for it

Some good memories man.. Mann u know u used to listen to shit like this during those high school fazes ..

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

Originally Posted by Memphis

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Originally Posted by Memphis

VD you let a woman force her way into your house?

Did you get your own DNA test done?

Backstreet boys This was 100% a dude that called Finito.

Yeah. She even paid for it

Had a similar thing, but this was a 12 year old kid. Did a test, kid wasn't mine. Following weekend the woman was out on the piss and I started getting text messages about how unhappy she was so I invited her round for cheering up. Played it safe this time, fucked her up the bum.

when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would

Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table

Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

Originally Posted by Memphis

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

Originally Posted by Memphis

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?

Lol so judgemental, it's not like you Andre. Cant a dude listen to some soft tunes? I cant be a toughguy 24/7 ya know.

Gangstas need love too..

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would

Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table

You always was the slowest kid around. I knew all about the coffee table all along. She had that weird habit I didn't bother asking about! Youre so slow you don't even get the fact that I only hung out with you cause your mom would pay me for

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

Originally Posted by Violent Demise

Originally Posted by Julius Rain

Originally Posted by brocktonblockbust

when I was 4 a 7 year old girl tried to jerk me off in the side yard. It went on for about 30 seconds and I ran away not knowing what the fuck she was doing.

When VD and I were young I would go over to his place to watch Tyson VHS recorded films. VDs mom would tell VD to steal some cigerette for her. She would insist I stay only so she would

Come on now. Tell the fucking truth. You only came over cuz your mom needed the house to pay the rent, phone bill, gas bill and the electricity. So the owner and fools from the gas company, phone company and electric company would car pool to your moms house and fuck her inside out. Remember that time we dropped you off a little earlier than usual? Fools were just chilling watching your little black and white TV with there feet on the coffee table. But we couldn't find your mom. It was crazy how it turned out your mom was the coffee table

You always was the slowest kid around. I knew all about the coffee table all along. She had that weird habit I didn't bother asking about! Youre so slow you don't even get the fact that I only hung out with you cause your mom would pay me for

I'm use to seeing your mom on all fours with dick up her ass and dick down her throat. Wasn't use to seeing her on all fours with plates of food on her

You just describe a scene your mom, my boy and I filmed. I actually still have the video. Gotta give your mom props she was in her prime then. She was top 10 with swallowing.

Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

Originally Posted by Andre

Originally Posted by FinitoElDinamita

Originally Posted by Memphis

Mate I assure you, you were on your own with that

U telling me you never put your windows up and secretly listened to these?



I dont know, I guess im just a moody guy cuz it's all about the mood for me.. Im in a wolf mode at most time but when Im in love, I turn into a fawn and groove to love songs..

So this bloke you are meant to be getting married to, is he into this as well?

Lol so judgemental, it's not like you Andre. Cant a dude listen to some soft tunes? I cant be a toughguy 24/7 ya know.

Gangstas need love too..

Im just fucking around.I listen to softer stuff than that.(mine isnt boy band stuff though.)