Thread: Dog Bite

How many of you have been bit by a dog, how did you react.!
I have been bit a good few times, by different breeds.

Yeah, I certainly didn't get the worst of it though. I was walking my roomies dog(a 12 year old golden retriever) a few years ago and she was attacked by a big Rottie out of nowhere, thing latched on to her hind leg and sunk its teeth in, left a deep puncture that got infected and caused an abscess after. I had to grab its jaw to try and pry it off but had no luck at all, it basically just reset the bite and included the palm of my hand that time. I'll admit I reacted terribly as far as dealing with the owner, like completely lost it, but she wasn't even in sight when her dog came up to me If that were a dude I probably would have tried my best Pacquiao impression I was so livid. As soon as she appeared and called her dog it stopped attacking ffs. I can't stand people who have dogs like that and don't take every precaution, it's revolting and so dangerous. Reported the thing to animal control and turns out it wasn't the first attack from this dog, they had it put down and I'm glad for that. Sad because it's always the owners fault, but if I were walking with a small child or something, good lord.

Originally Posted by Dia bando

How many of you have been bit by a dog, how did you react.!
I have been bit a good few times, by different breeds.

Mate, what the hell are you doing to get bitten so often??

Originally Posted by ryanman

Originally Posted by Dia bando

How many of you have been bit by a dog, how did you react.!
I have been bit a good few times, by different breeds.

Mate, what the hell are you doing to get bitten so often??

In the wrong place at the wrong time, that's how it happens I remember being in a friends house
sitting down drinking a cup of tea, I was talking to him his dog just come up to me and sank it's teeth
into me, I lost it kicked it around the room. I told him she is a bad one put her down, he did not he
paid the price it badly bit his arm, he ended up putting it down.
I was walking to the pub this dog snuck up behind me and bit my leg, it was an old dulux dog twat.
Hunting one day ferreting, rabbit bolts into the net dogs go for the rabbit I'm hold the rabbit guess
what I get bit Ha, they were hunting dogs and I am holding there rabbit.

Never been bit by a dog but I have taken a bite out of a dog when I was little while on vacation in Korea..

I was tricked into it by my grandfather who had told me it was some special kinda meat that'll turn me into superman..

Soon as I took a bite, I knew this shit wasn't no regular beef so I spit it out.. It smelled disgusting and the taste was even worse..

Dogmeats are nasty bros..

The only time I got a real bite was from my Rottie. I was at a dog park and some fucking coon hound bit my Rottie for no reason and started a fight. I jumped in to break it up before my Rottie killed the stupid thing, and when I reached to get in the middle my hand accidently went into my Rottie's mouth as he was in mid-snap. Of course the teeth went through my fingers like butter and left a nice scar.

Other than that, I've never been bitten by a dog. Not to excuse a violent dog, but a lot of people are just retarded when it comes to interacting with strange dogs. I walk my Rottie with a muzzle now because people just don't know how to deal with dogs. I can't tell you how many times people have ran up to us, or came in too fast to pet my Rottie, or tried to hug him, or tried to come over the top on him. It blows my mind.

Originally Posted by Beanflicker

The only time I got a real bite was from my Rottie. I was at a dog park and some fucking coon hound bit my Rottie for no reason and started a fight. I jumped in to break it up before my Rottie killed the stupid thing, and when I reached to get in the middle my hand accidently went into my Rottie's mouth as he was in mid-snap. Of course the teeth went through my fingers like butter and left a nice scar.

Other than that, I've never been bitten by a dog. Not to excuse a violent dog, but a lot of people are just retarded when it comes to interacting with strange dogs. I walk my Rottie with a muzzle now because people just don't know how to deal with dogs. I can't tell you how many times people have ran up to us, or came in too fast to pet my Rottie, or tried to hug him, or tried to come over the top on him. It blows my mind.

I had a Rottweiler/German Shepherd cross called Bruno.

Fiercely protective powerful dog.

Soft as shit with my ex gfs kids but would just turn on anyone he didnt consider part of his pack.

The neighbour was leaning over our fence cutting back some plants in her garden about 10 years ago and he saw her arm hanging over our side of the garden and flew out the door jumped over the fence and gave her son 60 odd stitches and nearly took his arm off , I ran out to see what all the screaming was about and he was just sat back in our garden staring at the fence.

Luckily the kids arm was ok after hospital and they tried to get him put down as the police got involved but nothing was done because technically she was intruding on his territory, case closed.

Another time 2 little chavs climbed over our back fence and about 10 foot up a tree probably trying to rob the tools from the shed about 3am, I woke up and saw the little cunt so released Bruno who was going apeshit.

He got down under the tree and started ripping chunks of wood off the trunk, jumping up and barking. I just stood there laughing as the little fucker begged me to call the police and take the dog away.

I left the dog there terrorizing this kid while I grabbed a beer , rolled a spliff and called the police.

His mate swerved and left him.

I had a maglight torch in one hand and a telescopic police baton in the other then told him id put the dog inside and beat him or he can have the dog .

He started crying then pissed himself while still up the tree

Getting 2 Rotties again soon as they're my favourite dog, amazing animals.

Theres a youtube vid of a guy with a bite sleeve rigged up with a pressure sensor and theres a pitbull a rottie and a german shepherd.

The Rottie pisses it hands down for bite power.

I've been accidentally bit by my dog but nothing serious. He has bit a few people but they went up to him while he was in his bed, huddled up, and they bent straight down and well you don't have to be a genius to figure out that makes a dog feel cornered and they'll react instinctively to that. I always told the people beforehand not to do that and if it happens I will say "Sorry BUT you did _____ and that's what set him off".


My dog has stopped 2 attempted break ins and although he never sunk his teeth into a criminal they could tell he meant business with his bark and his snarl....he's got a good little war face on him. Oh he's also tremendously athletic, he can jump really fucking high.

He's a Plott Hound, Black Lab mix....might have some other dogs in there but he's definitely got Plott Hound about him and those are very good dogs....any dog that's bred specifically to take on Wild Boar and Black Bears can handle itself pretty fucking good.

I have been chased by plenty of dogs in the morning when I use to do the milk round in the morning. I once was running up a street and just as I got to the top of it 3 dogs started chasing me. I had to take the next street.

I think I would be able to kill a dog, read somewhere an SAS soldier said you should grab their front legs and pull them apart to break their rib cage.

A ruff estimate would be near 45 times with majority coming over a three year period . We called those the "learning to read them years" The very first I remember was after we egged a house at midnight when ten yrs old and ran through neighbors yard...his Afghan ambushed me. Well deserved in hindsight. The last time was about 3 months ago restraining a rescue black lab for a blooddraw. Minor but canine tooth punture through a muzzle. The worst bite I had was a Husky-Shep mix who bitch slapped me with a face bite while in a tub. Force of his head thrust swoll up my nose and near ripped the upper lip. I looked like a tried to eat a fooking bottle. Again, was damn near %100 my fault as was caught slipping and took him for granted but knew the history of aggression. Dumb! I deal with cast aways, rejects and also some very well socialized and trained dogs and can say the ones with the 'stereotypes'..Rotties, Pitts, Chows etc have caused me the least of bite grief. Never bit by a Rott but was dragged into doors and bowled over a couple times...Chows have lit me up a couple times and aside from Huskies in my experience, are the most unpredictable and quick to turn on offensive. Sometimes the very best feeling is taking one no one else can manage or deal with or will not treat and do so..turn them into tail waggers and content ass shakers going out the door Dogs are not a lost cause, even the ones trying to eat you.

I luv dawgs.
If you get bit its usually yours or the owners fault.
I been bit heaps nothing serious bit of blood skin wounds, used to like fighting my boxers down on their level, scratches to the face and body mostly, cause that breed use their feet first.

Some of the owners of a dog that has bit some one, say really fucking stupid things like he's never
done that before,! you don't say,!.
I have had a good few dogs and breeds, in my time they have different traits and mannerisms,
a tip I give people is even the most mild mannered and placid of dogs can turn.
People should remember this, children can be horrid with dogs pocking pulling kicking etc, I
have a black Lab , he has a fantastic temperament and a 5 year old grand daughter, now
at her age she understands how to treat him nicely,

Some dogs I've had would not tolerate, any humbugging the worst were Jack Russell's the gits
fiery independent wont fucking do as they told, but a dog with character.
Remember there is only one Master in the house, and that's you not the dog also bad owners are a fault, in most cases but when them teeth are sinking into you, who's fault well you think this fucking hurts.

Ha. "Hes never done that before".

To the ear of the victim..."Well it cant be my fault, you must smell of ass or something ."

"Ha is that right? Ive never bitch slapped someone on the street before ".

Owners are often in denial and frankly, full of shat about some of the dogs instincts and traits. Its amazing how often they..well...LIE about a pet "He's never had fleas"..."He's only been acting like this for a day"..."He doesn't bite"...BULLSHIT I find the most iffy and prone time to see a dog act the ass is in the company of -some- owners when trying to work with or examine etc. Its about enviroment and they retreat to protect or comfort and get nothing but mixed signals, get scattered. Way too many newbies get tagged trying to reach into a owners 'zone' and bring a pet out .

I like a little dog that if it goes off I can f-ck it up