Thread: Are you sick of Teddy Atlas' metaphors yet?

"Going to the body is like putting money in the bank. It will pay dividends later."

No shit Teddy. Just stick to the fight and save the intelligence-insulting crap for the fan boys.

Teddy Atlas is like a racecar....he can get to the point fast at times and other times he hits the wall. The key to a good Atlas metaphor is everything always comes back to cars, if it's something different hit might hit that wall and crash.

Originally Posted by holmcall

"Going to the body is like putting money in the bank. It will pay dividends later."

No shit Teddy. Just stick to the fight and save the intelligence-insulting crap for the fan boys.

I've always liked Teddy and have learned a thing or two listening to him over the years.
He can be a pain in the ass and I have wanted to strangle him a time or two over the years but I hope he's on FNFs for years to come.

Originally Posted by holmcall

"Going to the body is like putting money in the bank. It will pay dividends later."

No shit Teddy. Just stick to the fight and save the intelligence-insulting crap for the fan boys.

I've noticed that you are bitter and jealous "journalist" who recently started hating on other bigger and more respected boxing journalists/commentators. You've already done Kellerman, Rafael and now Atlas... who's next? Burt Sugar? Your unnecessary use of bold only serves to highlight your fear that your words and ideas go unnoticed. Don't stress about it. Your posts get read.

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

who's next? Burt Sugar?

Bert Sugar chewed turds.

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

Originally Posted by holmcall

"Going to the body is like putting money in the bank. It will pay dividends later."

No shit Teddy. Just stick to the fight and save the intelligence-insulting crap for the fan boys.

I've noticed that you are bitter and jealous "journalist" who recently started hating on other bigger and more respected boxing journalists/commentators. You've already done Kellerman, Rafael and now Atlas... who's next? Burt Sugar? Your unnecessary use of bold only serves to highlight your fear that your words and ideas go unnoticed. Don't stress about it. Your posts get read.

Atlas and Kellerman are not journalists numbnuts! They are talking heads.

Burt Sugar is absolutely one of the very worse so-called historian/writers out there. Not a bad guy one on one though one of the worse dressers in history and very unkempt.

As for you Rocco, what have you written recently?

Originally Posted by holmcall

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

Originally Posted by holmcall

"Going to the body is like putting money in the bank. It will pay dividends later."

No shit Teddy. Just stick to the fight and save the intelligence-insulting crap for the fan boys.

I've noticed that you are a bitter and jealous "journalist" who recently started hating on other bigger and more respected boxing journalists/commentators. You've already done Kellerman, Rafael and now Atlas... who's next? Burt Sugar? Your unnecessary use of bold only serves to highlight your fear that your words and ideas go unnoticed. Don't stress about it. Your posts get read.

Atlas and Kellerman are not journalists numbnuts! They are talking heads.

Burt Sugar is absolutely one of the very worse so-called historian/writers out there. Not a bad guy one on one though one of the worse dressers in history and very unkempt.

As for you Rocco, what have you written recently?

What have I written recently? I wrote the post you responded to but didn't bother to read properly. I said they were journalist/commentators. Learn to read you whiny, pathetic halfwit.

Also, I see what you did there "Not a bad guy..."(Burt Sugar) -- like you two were old friends and then you trash him. You know he's dead right? Hahaha...

Why not address the points I did make? Why are you bad mouthing everyone like a jealous little bitch? Why are you using bold all the time? Why are you so insecure?

I love Teddy lol.

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Originally Posted by Spicoli

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Hey Spicoli, how about taking someone into deep water for the first time?

Originally Posted by holmcall

Originally Posted by Spicoli

Teddy is the uncle who has one too many drinks at dinner. The only problem I have with his metaphors are when he runs on about "being in the kitchen". Its his default and repetitive but occasionally he hits one out of the park like his "its best to get in the kitchen and know what you want to eat, you know just fix a sandwich and do what you came to do rather than walking in there after midnight and just standing around wondering and grabbing at crackers"..something like that

The 'Bugs on the windshield' one should be wiped away too. He throws that up all the time

Hey Spicoli, how about taking someone into deep water for the first time?

Teddy would float..hot air

Originally Posted by holmcall

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

Originally Posted by holmcall

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

You asshole. It was supposed to be a joke. You are hereby banned for one month for being an imbecile.

Originally Posted by holmcall

Originally Posted by ruthless rocco

Originally Posted by holmcall

Rocco, you rumpswab, I actually had a nice discussion with Bert (note proper spelling a-hole) at Canastota earlier this month. He didn't look very healthy but we hit it off.

Bert Sugar died in 2012.

I bet you have great conversations with a lot of dead people huh?

You asshole. It was supposed to be a joke. You are hereby banned for one month for being an imbecile.

You're a petty, jealous journalist with a terrible sense of humour. Good day to you sir.