Thread: A little boxing joke

Nikolay Valuev is invited to a party hosted by a wealthy Russian man. At the party Valuev strikes up a conversation with an attractive young woman, a friend of the host but who is not knowledgeable about boxing. After a couple of minutes of casual conversation she asks Valuev:

"So what do you do for a living, Nikolay?"

"I'm a professional prize fighter" he responds.

"Oh really!" says the lady. "Which division?"Â

flyweight

Uh, paperweight, madame.

Mokele, welcome back - we have missed your knowledge and wisdom. I have been surrounded by oafs and cretins recently!

Originally Posted by mokele

Nikolay Valuev is invited to a party hosted by a wealthy Russian man. At the party Valuev strikes up a conversation with an attractive young woman, a friend of the host but who is not knowledgeable about boxing. After a couple of minutes of casual conversation she asks Valuev:

"So what do you do for a living, Nikolay?"

"I'm a professional prize fighter" he responds.

"Oh really!" says the lady. "Which division?"Â


it might be me bring rly thick but i dont get it haha

The big but no skills division.

Originally Posted by mokele

Nikolay Valuev is invited to a party hosted by a wealthy Russian man. At the party Valuev strikes up a conversation with an attractive young woman, a friend of the host but who is not knowledgeable about boxing. After a couple of minutes of casual conversation she asks Valuev:

"So what do you do for a living, Nikolay?"

"I'm a professional prize fighter" he responds.

"Oh really!" says the lady. "Which division?"Â

the "Shrek" division.....

Originally Posted by mokele

Nikolay Valuev is invited to a party hosted by a wealthy Russian man. At the party Valuev strikes up a conversation with an attractive young woman, a friend of the host but who is not knowledgeable about boxing. After a couple of minutes of casual conversation she asks Valuev:

"So what do you do for a living, Nikolay?"

"I'm a professional prize fighter" he responds.

"Oh really!" says the lady. "Which division?"Â

John Ruiz is out one night at a bar. A guy picks a fight with him. He asks John Ruiz, "Hey, bud. Who do you think you are?" John Ruiz replies, "The Quiet Man." The amateur bar brawler responds with his fist balled up as he walks away from Ruiz: "Yeah, you better not say nothin'."

Originally Posted by drgoodlooking

John Ruiz is out one night at a bar. A guy picks a fight with him. He asks John Ruiz, "Hey, bud. Who do you think you are?" John Ruiz replies, "The Quiet Man." The amateur bar brawler responds with his fist balled up as he walks away from Ruiz: "Yeah, you better not say nothin'."

I don't get it. So Ruiz kicked his ass? Was it b4 or after he hugged him for 3 minutes straight? But honestly I don't get it...?

Originally Posted by Hulk

Originally Posted by drgoodlooking

John Ruiz is out one night at a bar. A guy picks a fight with him. He asks John Ruiz, "Hey, bud. Who do you think you are?" John Ruiz replies, "The Quiet Man." The amateur bar brawler responds with his fist balled up as he walks away from Ruiz: "Yeah, you better not say nothin'."

I don't get it. So Ruiz kicked his ass? Was it b4 or after he hugged him for 3 minutes straight? But honestly I don't get it...?

That's cuz it was a lameass joke