Thread: FAST AND DANGER + LYRICS!!!

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Im ILL Mitch, now listen me recording
when I'm on street you know Im speed boarding
anyone who board shall call me lord master
oh ho you board? ILL Mitch board faster
wear oakley shades yes I do
say no to rollerblades and so should you
ride my board in the street ride my board and I'm ill
ride my board so quick ride my board down a hill
I ride in a pool I ride a half tube
I board fast like gleaming the cube
if you got a problem with Tony Hawk
get off your wheels and take a phony walk
going so fast you can barely see me board
I go faster than a ranger ford
in Russia call me danger lord
come take a seat on my anger sword


Look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger


Got ILL Mitch style look no one has
my board wheels spin fast like taz
NO interviews you bony talkman
I only listen to my sony walkman
your momma wack your grannys wack
keep a handy wipe in my fanny pack
in Russia women love her Ford
I save my money for a hover board
in Japan you know they got those
understand I got the hot flows
when I board I'm never a loner
on full moon I ride with boner
looking for target its a missle crises
wait for impact this is priceless
boom dust cloud
cover ears ILL Mitch bust loud


Look at my helmet wear my vest for speed
when I use the microphone Im the best you need
I have two side one happy and one anger
you can ask a stranger my board is fast and danger
http://www.illmitch.com/Lyrics/FastAndDanger.htm

http://www.illmitch.com/News.htm

Went to a concrete pool to board. One girl she yell - I love you ILL Mitch lets make babies. She say this while smile but I dont know what is this because you cannot make a baby do anything. When I try to make a baby feed my fish baby eat fish food then pour out can on his head. I do many good moves at concrete pool but day was confuse.

YOU LAFF AT ILLMITCH, BUT i WILL LAF LAWDEST AND LONGEST. MY FRIEND AND MENTOR WLAD IAS TEECH ME TO BOX AND I SHOW YOU FOTO TO PROVE IT YOU BASTAS. I HAVE FIRST FIGHT TOMORROW AGAINST TURKICH CHMPEEN JAX - HE WILL LOSE BECOS HE HAS LIPS LIKE A PLUNGER AND I WILL START CARRER ENDING UP AS UNDIPYOUTED WORLD HEAVYWIEGHT CHAMPEEN. FIRST I MUST PUT ON 6 MORE STONES IN WEIGHT. THIS I WILL DO BY TOMOORW AFTER EATING MY GRANDMAS FAMOUS BORSCHT STEW

HERE IS WHER YOU HEARD THIS NEWS FIRST - WESTERN BOXERS WILL TREMBLE AT THE POWER OF THE FIRST RUSSIONA RAPPING BOXER. i WILL BEKOM ROLL MODEL FOR YOUTHS ALL OVER WORLD AFTER iJAX LIES AT MY FEET

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To person who throw me a fruit to my helmet on street. I know color year and styles of saturn car you drive and I tell my probations officer what you look. If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan.
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some one threw fruit at his giant red helmet

Guy was rollerblading with radio playing song that go "woop there is". I ask if he fan. He tell me to shut F-word up. So I hit him a way he never do rollerblades again. He learn quick. Was bad day.

Stopped at store today for Mellow Yellow. Girls drove by screaming ILL Mitch and showing tops. One showed bottom.

ILL MITCH "USE" QUOTATIONS
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Last night I do a fun time at barn in the field where pretty barn girls tell me they love my raps. But get in feud with one barn man who did not think I am able to punch hole in barn wall. It was ok "because" that man was only cop in area so once he was uncapable nobody could do arrest on me.

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New album is "very" hot hit. I say thanks to you fan

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New album is coming a very soon. Get "ready" to blast off.

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If I catch you on the drive by my front I do you a serious danger and I can tell you "one thing" you don't drive thats "for sure". You crazy fan.

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"Also" I get more rap photos for new album and website

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I still work on it and it is becoming "the classics!"

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"Long time no talk fans"

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Bad news "coming up".

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I try not to "get down" so I try to stay on happy side and say it just give me more time to do new albums.

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"ONE" I want to say spread team mission 1 goes so good and strong.

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"TWO" I want to tell you somethings.

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"THREE" spread team member of month get picked and picture is in Team area.

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I seen 3 ladies in "Blockbuster Videos" store who tell me are you ILL Mitch?

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It was "great blast" See you fans!

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CD is "smashed" hit.

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"Hey yo fans Hey yo homies" To all who have CD Punch While Rap Thanks! for support ILL Mitch raps. The CD has been big hit. If keep getting orders then I can do show tour in all cities. Shirts are going "out the door" as you say very fast to fans. "O.K." homies see you next time!

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

haha ye try it

"come take a seat on my anger sword"


hope thts not a euthamism for sumat (and ye i know my spellings shit)

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

Ill MITCH IS CURRENTLY WORK ON PRODUCE NEW ALBUM ENTITLED "FREINDSHIP ERIC" FOR RAPS FANS IN TWO THOUSAND OF SIX.

WHEN ILL MITCH BRING OUT STILL MITCH HE NOT UPDATE SITE FOR NINE OF MONTHS!

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!

Holy shit!!! I am sure there are plenty of us that would send you a few bucks each to either get you into a ghetto fab recording studio or purchase a tape recorder for ya...just to hear ILL MITCHES retort!

Heh heh heh.

You've got to do this - it will keep us amused all summer !!

Originally Posted by wacko3205

Originally Posted by SalTheButcher

mitch hasnt updated since 8-05

u think if i recorded a ill mitch hate rap and somehow got it to him he would release a retalitory rap?

ill say im from kyrgystan, and russia is my bitch or something

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha!!!

Holy S***!!! I am sure there are plenty of us that would send you a few bucks each to either get you into a ghetto fab recording studio or purchase a tape recorder for ya...just to hear ILL MITCHES retort!

Heh heh heh.

ive got the hardware and the software necesarry to do this already,

i just need an instrumental

its great news that he is working on a new album

I HAVE DRUM SET IN GARAGE AND BROTHER PLAY(ED) BASS GUITAR, WHAT YOU NEED SAL? MAYBE IF YOU DO LYRIS I EVEN RAP IT OF YOU?