Wayne

I don't beat you like I should. I've ignored you. I know, I know. We've been together for years now and over the past year and-a-half I can count on one hand the amount of times I've seen you.

It's all the baby's fault. Honest.

That 3 punch combo I almost perfected in my mind is all but forgotten. Remember me skipping rope? Yeah, you liked to watch me struggle to string more than a few jumps at a time with that low basement ceiling (and my uncoordinated feet). ...