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JCVD makes his funny noises when punching chuck norris black belt off his waist.
Chuck norris sticks his big toe in JCVD face and sends him flying to Belgium.
JCVD buys a air ticket back to the states to fight norris, finds him and does
a big flying kick, but misses and hits wesley snipes, who is on the run from the
po-po. The police arrest snipes for tax fruad and JCVD is hailed a heor.
Chuck vows revenge for not being the hero in this story!
Mahahahahaha!
Van Damme
Chuck would eat 2 Van Dammes for Breakfast! And thats Breakfast on the run. ;)
Chuck Norris sucks. But he does have better credentials than Van Damme as far as martial arts expierence. I hate to admit it, he'd probably beat Van Damme in a full contanct match. But Steven Segal beats both their asses! ;D
Segal's Aikido is not as good as u think.
I know. He's an overweight senior citizen. Yet he keeps on crankin out crappy to decent action flicks and I keep on watchin em, cus they're fukin hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by hardrock
gets KTFO!!!!!!!!!!! Never go against "THE CHUCK!!" :)Quote:
Originally Posted by TheDukeof74