Things about you that may be a turn-off to women

Even if you are pretty successful at getting trim on the regular, what are some things about YOU which may be an instant or eventual turn off to females?

- Humor/Sarcasm. This really shouldn't be on here, because many females like guys who can make them laugh, but on the other hand there are a lot of uptight girls out there who take things way too seriously or see humor as a sign of immaturity. I'm quick to make a smartass remark to someone. Some just don't "get it" when they hear it, but that's just me being me.

- I don't dance

I've learned that no matter how smooth or suave you may be no one attracts everyone. I'm just happy being myself which includes heavy doses of sarcasm at times and I have been called out by women for it. Also my brutal honesty has gotten me cursed out once or twice but once they sober up they understand and usually apologize. I have a good friend who just talks too much when in group situations and I have watched him literally talk himself out of some pussy before.

I've been called corny by a couple ;D apparently because I hold doors open, let her order first and let her make all of the weekend decisions :p. Lesson learned as now I just throw cold cheeseburgers at her upon arrival. If they keep going after that, she's a keeper!

Oh and this..."you're too honest" ??? That's a red flag

Sarcasm. Cannot tell when I'm joking and if you're uptight it gets awkward quick

Drive too fast. I have permanent five finger grip marks on door handle.

I refuse to get hassled about travel plans. We know the destination and have the time to get there..why get stressed and loose time acting like a planning committee on the clock.

I have an unfeasably large 'gentleman's sausage', which may displease a certain type of lady.

I am too short for most women.

I am extremely shy and lack the confidence to make direct eye contact with women.

I do not drink and so can not socialise with them by going to clubs and bars.

I have bad breath that repulse them.

I have no hair and flirting bold men is not a good look.

I have no sense of style and my clothes are old and plain.

I make the woman pay for her half of the date as I do not like to spend too much money.

I am a pervert who sees women as sex object. When I talk to them I picture them naked or what they would sound having sex.

I have no morals will say and do anything to get a woman into bed.

My cock is very awkwardly shaped so causes a lot of discomfort for the lady.

I prematurely orgasm within seconds.

I generally fall a sleep and have no chance for seconds.

This has made me the bitter and twisted man I am today who despises people.

Yours Mark TKO