Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus

[X]

It's 2061, and England rugby legend Martin Johnson dies and goes to Heaven. St Peter welcomes him and shows him to his new house, which is a little cottage surrounded by fields.

MJ looks over his garden fence and, in the distance, surrounded by majestic forests and fog, he sees a massive castle set in acres of perfectly manicured gardens. On each tower, and flying from the enormous battlements are massive Welsh flags, the gardens are overflowing with daffodils and leeks, 'Land of my Fathers' is blaring out through loudpeakers and groups of red dragons are flocking peacefully on the grounds. "Bloody hell, says MJ "that must be a real Welsh legend if I'm only in a little cottage. Is it JPR, or Gareth, or Phil Bennett, it must be Barry John?" he asks St Peter.

"No, no, comes the answer "that's God's house"

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus ..... Happy St David's Day!

[X]

[Andre]

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus



WTF No speaking in tongues here mate.



the blood of Christ compels thee, get out of X now servant of Jezebel!

[Beanz]

Happy belated St David's day. You wait on St Patrick's day every man and his dog will go on about it. Ironic seeing as Patrick was an Englishman. Still not long now till St George turns up.

[X]

Andre, dim ond eich bod yn genfigennus oherwydd eich bod yn siarad dim ond un iaith, er y gallaf siarad yr iaith yr angylion!

[Andre]

X Who says I can speak only one language?

Only the devil would know such a thing.


Again

[X]

Perhaps you are descended from angels after all, Andre

[Andre]

WelI Rwy'n cadw yn dweud wrth bawb yr wyf.

[X]

Pretty good mate, if not quite fluent ....... how did you do that. Have you got Welsh friends?