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    What would you do if you were the only man on earth with all the females that you have at your disposal.

    You will be considered to be so special and precious that they would look after your every need.

    Your sperm will be worth more than gold because you would be obligated to populate the planet.
    Do not let success go to your head and do not let failure get to your heart.

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    Shoot myself.

    That many women complaining day in and day out.

    All the "Honey-Do" list.

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    Hmm, imagine all the moaning youd ave to put up with


    And bird boxing is shit
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    Kat Dennings, Anne Hathaway, Cobie Smulders....

    And being the ONLY man, all the women would have to look their absolute best for you.....oh and imagine the cat fights for your affection.



    Very nice

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
    Kat Dennings, Anne Hathaway, Cobie Smulders....

    And being the ONLY man, all the women would have to look their absolute best for you.....oh and imagine the cat fights for your affection.



    Very nice
    I can just about manage the one I got, but I would give it a go for mankind it's a dirty job but put me
    top of the list.

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    For those of you who don't know of Kat Dennings



    SHAZAM!


    Oh and for good measure Christina Hendricks!




    I swear if they ever so much as said "Hello" as they walked past me I would probably pass out

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    Then there is Cobie Smulders



    ....another reason to believe in God

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
    For those of you who don't know of Kat Dennings



    SHAZAM!


    Oh and for good measure Christina Hendricks!




    I swear if they ever so much as said "Hello" as they walked past me I would probably pass out
    If they walked past and turned around quickly they would probably knock you out. All four of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
    Then there is Cobie Smulders



    ....another reason to believe in God


    the argument against
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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenbeanz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by El Kabong View Post
    Then there is Cobie Smulders



    ....another reason to believe in God


    the argument against

    Imagine that. I would tell them I am infertile and gay. The first part wouldn't be a lie, and would really let me down if I was left with the hot girls. I'd just have to lie again and convince them that God has closed up their wombs and left them barren.

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    What would I do? I would probably build a big cage and put them all inside and let them die. Then the earth would truly be in its more natural state and the rest of nature could just get on with its own thing whilst I wait it out. I would walk about and maybe eat some bananas and try to make a fire.

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    I am just doing my CV hope you don't have to work a week in hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gandalf View Post
    What would I do? I would probably build a big cage and put them all inside and let them die. Then the earth would truly be in its more natural state and the rest of nature could just get on with its own thing whilst I wait it out. I would walk about and maybe eat some bananas and try to make a fire.
    What? And I suppose all the women are just going to walk into this cage that you have built before learning how to make fire? Personally I would ask them to form an orderly queue and then start an enjoyable series of auditions that would include the creative use of bananas.

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    Hands on hips, checks the surroundings, " Woah well this is one mother f of a kitchen!"
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    I can explain it.
    But I cant understand it for you.

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    1st thıng ı do ıs gather a group of about 10 chınese, 10 korean, 10 domınıcans, 10 west afrıcans, 10 colombıans, 10 ındıans, and maybe 10 or 11 phılıpınas......
    and get busy makıng sure all those ethnıcıtıes survıve! oh what fun! Master has just opened up a topıc that wıll now dıstract me for several days.

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