112 year old Somali man weds 17 year old girl

[Kev]

BBC NEWS | Africa | Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

This guy must be a legend within the pedophile community, I doff my cap at him.

Apparently the girl is young enough to be his great, great grand daughter and he had his eye on her for a while but waited for her to grow up to propose.

He says he didn't force her but used his experience to convince her of his love. And he even intends to add his already 18 kids.

Lucky bastard. Hugh Hefner would be proud.

[Gandalf]

How bizarre! And he wants more kids? What a weirdo and the girl must be a bit of a weirdo too. The world is being taken over by weirdos.

Even if he was 32 eyebrows would be raised. But 112 is just taking the piss!

[Kev]

How bizarre! And he wants more kids? What a weirdo and the girl must be a bit of a weirdo too. The world is being taken over by weirdos.

Even if he was 32 eyebrows would be raised. But 112 is just taking the piss!

I think she is clearly mental but I don't see what he has done wrong. I mean come on if you're 112 years old and a 17 year old girl wants to marry you, you'd be a weirdo to turn it down.

[Gandalf]

How bizarre! And he wants more kids? What a weirdo and the girl must be a bit of a weirdo too. The world is being taken over by weirdos.

Even if he was 32 eyebrows would be raised. But 112 is just taking the piss!

I think she is clearly mental but I don't see what he has done wrong. I mean come on if you're 112 years old and a 17 year old girl wants to marry you, you'd be a weirdo to turn it down.

No, he has done nothing wrong but I would struggle to see myself as a 112 year old man wanting to marry a teenager. I couldn't do it, I am quite aware of my mortality and would see no future in such an act. I would rather be doing more typical old man things like watching the cricket.

I would never have 18 children either. Who can afford to properly care for and look after that many children in this day and age? Again, I just don't think I could live like that. I would rather have a hamster.

[HattonTheHammer]

How the fuk do you make it to 112 living in somalia??

[Nameless]

How the fuk do you make it to 112 living in somalia??

A very deep and hidden bunker with sodium lights to upkeep an inside garden with every vegetables necessaries to the survival. My question would be more: how the hell can you still have erection at 112 and be still fertile?

[Andre]

How the fuk do you make it to 112 living in somalia??

Women have an expression "You are only as old as the woman you feel".


He obviously agrees and lives his life by it.


(This will make him 17).



Seriously though, the old guy has to be living long off of pure yin energy to balance his own virile yang energies.

Womens breasts and turkey meat are two of the best sources of yin.

[HattonTheHammer]

to think he was probably fighting in world war 1 when he was her age is extrodinary

[skel1983]

to think he was probably fighting in world war 1 when he was her age is extrodinary

In ww1 he was nearly a middle aged man.

[Howlin Mad Missy]

BBC NEWS | Africa | Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

This guy must be a legend within the pedophile community, I doff my cap at him.

Apparently the girl is young enough to be his great, great grand daughter and he had his eye on her for a while but waited for her to grow up to propose.

He says he didn't force her but used his experience to convince her of his love. And he even intends to add his already 18 kids.

Lucky bastard. Hugh Hefner would be proud.

Why? Because you're a paedophile?

That's called grooming

[Fenster]

Pics?

What they didn't tell you is he counts his age in dog years.

[HattonTheHammer]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we


We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

[Kirkland Laing]

Somehow I don't think he's 112. Maybe 80 or 90. It's really hard to tell with Somalians, it's a very hard life and they age fast. Here's a Somalian woman celebrating her 21st birthday :

[Kirkland Laing]

Here's his 17 year old bride :

[Andre]

We drink and we pillage and we do what we please
We get all that we want for free
We’ll kick your ass
And rape your lass
Somalian pirates we
So with a yo ho ho
And with a yee hee hee
We take to the African sea
We’ll brave the squalls
And bust your balls
Somalian pirates we


We left our homes and we left our mothers
To go on a pillaging spree
We’ll cut off your ears
And break your toes
And make you drink our pee
And if you sail into our waters
You best hear this decree
We’ll take your boat
Set your ass afloat
Somalian pirates we

With a yo ho ho (yo ho ho)
And a tricky lah-tee do (tricky lah-tee do)
We’ll shoot you in the face with glee
Then we’ll cut off your cock
And feed it to a croc
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we
Somalian pirates we

Somalian Pirates singing he he he

dealing in nothing but poo and wee.

They aint got sh!t on ol spounge pants.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Whos evil and slimey and pourus is he?



Chourus: "spounge Bob square pants. " spounge Bob square pants".


call em selves fuking pirates ,how dim


one shot through the bottom, see if they swim


write it in yer cabins log book


( MR crab finishes em with a left hook.)