Trivia

[Beanz]

T ok

_ _ _ _ _ _t_ _a_ _ a_ d

[Andre]

You R on the ball and included my d

[Beanz]

You R on the ball and included my d

_ _ _ _ _ rt_ _a_ _ ard

[Beanz]

Me: have you given up on the triv hangman?
Me: do you want to buy the answer?
Me: lol
Me: i just realised there is this thing called the internet
Me: so the buying thing isn't really a goer
Me: lol
Me: now im laughing at myself
Me: f***....don't go to sleep on me
Me: I might do something
Me: or stuff
Me: oooh i just realised the voice has left my head
Me: mwahhhh!
Me: i used to think if you typed quick enough you could beat the aterisk censor
Me: f***
Me: yeah
Me: oh shit
Me: yay you can say shit
Me: just not f*** or buger
Me: bugger even
Me: yay you can say bugger
Me: just not f***
Me: what about f u c k
Me: yay
Me: i be at the f u c k i n g asterisk thing the cunt
Me: wow you can say cunt but not f***
Me: i didn't need to put a gap in beat
Me: that puts a whole new spin on it
Me: I be at
Me: sounds like chaucer or Jethro or summit
Me: f*** me you must be deaf or something
Me: oh your offline
Me: doh

[superheavyrhun]

have you missed a t out by any chance? If so, the last word could be bastard. As in, you fuckin bastard.

[Beanz]

have you missed a t out by any chance? If so, the last word could be bastard. As in, you fuckin bastard.

ooooh get you with your being online and concious and actually paying attention


You _ _ rt_ bastard

Fuckin don't fit though

[superheavyrhun]

have you missed a t out by any chance? If so, the last word could be bastard. As in, you fuckin bastard.

ooooh get you with your being online and concious and actually paying attention


You _ _ rt_ bastard

Fuckin don't fit though

You Farty Bastard?

[superheavyrhun]

have you missed a t out by any chance? If so, the last word could be bastard. As in, you fuckin bastard.

ooooh get you with your being online and concious and actually paying attention


You _ _ rt_ bastard

Fuckin don't fit though

You Farty Bastard?

Come to think of it, that's maybe the reason why it's all gone quiet over here.

[Beanz]

have you missed a t out by any chance? If so, the last word could be bastard. As in, you fuckin bastard.

ooooh get you with your being online and concious and actually paying attention


You _ _ rt_ bastard

Fuckin don't fit though

You Farty Bastard?

That would have been truly stupendous

but alas no

I can't take it anymore the reason Steve Jones said it was cos Grundy the perv tried coming on to
Siouxsie Sioux

who was with the band in the TV studio at the time and is often referred to in transcripts as "fan"


and so the missing word is?

[superheavyrhun]

purty? hurty? dirty?

Hah, it kind of came back to me after I figured the word bastard, the main thing I remember from seeing clips of it is that the chat show set was shocking.

[Beanz]

purty? hurty? dirty?

Hah, it kind of came back to me after I figured the word bastard, the main thing I remember from seeing clips of it is that the chat show set was shocking.

Your right it was not a national TV show it was regional but obviously after Grundy fucked up his own career it went viral

You Hurty Bastard

I said that to my ingrowing toenail when I was a kid but Jones said

"You dirty Bastard"


THE TRANSCRIPT


The original Sex Pistols line-up are seated - from left to right as the camera sees them - Johnny Rotten, Steve Jones, Glen Matlock and Paul Cook. Bill Grundy, the Today show's presenter, sits to their left. Standing behind the Pistols are the punk hangers-on from the Bromley Contingent, Siouxsie Sioux, Steve Severin, Simon Barker and "Simone". Grundy introduces the band to the cameras.

Grundy: [To camera] They are punk rockers. The new craze, they tell me. Their heroes? Not the nice, clean Rolling Stones ... you see they are as drunk as I am ... they are clean by comparison. They're a group called the Sex Pistols, and I am surrounded by all of them ...

Jones: [Reading the autocue] ... in action!

Grundy: Just let us see the Sex Pistols in action. Come on kids ...

[Film of the Sex Pistols in action is shown; then back to Grundy]

Grundy: I am told that that group [hits his knee with sheaf of papers] have received £40,000 from a record company. Doesn't that seem, er, to be slightly opposed to their anti-materialistic view of life?

Matlock: No, the more the merrier.

Grundy: Really?

Matlock: Oh yeah.

Grundy: Well tell me more then.

Jones: We've fuckin' spent it, ain't we?

Grundy: I don't know, have you?

Matlock: Yeah, it's all gone.

Grundy: Really?

Jones: Down the boozer.

Grundy: Really? Good Lord! Now I want to know one thing ...

Matlock: What?

Grundy: Are you serious or are you just making me ... trying to make me laugh?

Matlock: No, it's all gone. Gone.

Grundy: Really?

Matlock: Yeah.

Grundy: No, but I mean about what you're doing.

Matlock: Oh yeah.

Grundy: You are serious?

Matlock: Mmm.

Grundy: Beethoven, Mozart, Bach and Brahms have all died ...

Rotten: They're all heroes of ours, ain't they?

Grundy: Really ... what? What were you saying, sir?

Rotten: They're wonderful people.

Grundy: Are they?

Rotten: Oh yes! They really turn us on.

Jones: But they're dead!

Grundy: Well suppose they turn other people on?

Rotten: [Under his breath] That's just their tough shit.

Grundy: It's what?

Rotten: Nothing. A rude word. Next question.

Grundy: No, no, what was the rude word?

Rotten: Shit.

Grundy: Was it really? Good heavens, you frighten me to death.

Rotten: Oh alright, Siegfried ...

Grundy: [Turning to those standing behind the band] What about you girls behind?

Matlock: He's like yer dad, innee, this geezer?

Grundy: Are you, er ...

Matlock: Or your grandad.

Grundy: [To Sioux] Are you worried, or are you just enjoying yourself?

Sioux: Enjoying myself.

Grundy: Are you?

Sioux: Yeah.

Grundy: Ah, that's what I thought you were doing.

Sioux: I always wanted to meet you.

Grundy: Did you really?

Sioux: Yeah.

Grundy: We'll meet afterwards, shall we? [Sioux does a camp pout]

Jones: You dirty sod. You dirty old man!

Grundy: Well keep going, chief, keep going. Go on, you've got another five seconds. Say something outrageous.

Jones: You dirty bastard!

Grundy: Go on, again.

Jones: You dirty fucker! [Laughter from the group]

Grundy: What a clever boy!

Jones: What a fucking rotter.

Grundy: Well, that's it for tonight. The other rocker, Eamonn, and I'm saying nothing else about him, will be back tomorrow. I'll be seeing you soon, I hope. I'm not seeing you [the band] again. From me, though, goodnight.

[The signature tune plays and the credits roll. Rotten looks at his watch, Jones starts dancing to the music.]

[superheavyrhun]

What is the main replacement for turtle in Mock Turtle Soup?

[Andre]

Left over foreskins form Israel.

[Beanz]

Tortoise

[Andre]

Oh wise guy eh!