What awaits us in the future?

[Dia bando]

A pine box.

Mine will be one of those new cardboard ones, much cheaper.

My sister had the idea, get one of those and everyone gets to paint something on it as a goodbye gesture .

Yes I was thinking that myself, but I feel some of the goodbye's, Twat , bastard, Cunt , A hole , just
to name a few. I could no give people the freedom, to say what they feel.

[Dia bando]

A pine box.

Mine will be one of those new cardboard ones, much cheaper.

My sister had the idea, get one of those and everyone gets to paint something on it as a goodbye gesture .

I really like that idea.... have a fire in the garden get everyone round for a drink and sling me and my painted box on it.

prob needs more tweeking but i think you have something with that idea I really do

Cardboard Coffins are quite the thing. I am not an expert like Dia, but I have been doing some research recently. Not that I expect to die imminently, but I am considering making some art work around the themes of death and renewal (oooh ark at me) and I wanted to make sure I knew how to make a traditional coffin before I began.

Cardboard Coffins in a nutshell are crap, cremation is not Eco friendlily , large amount's of gas and
electric, tradition wooden coffins are best a lot safer, remember most coffins are MDF , chipboard,
with a thin wood vanear. very rare you have a sold wood coffin.
This box is going to be burnt, remember it's bit like mutern dressed as lamb nothing fancy don't over
pay.

[TitoFan]

Cremation is probably a viable alternative in those places with extremely high population density and little availability of land.

[Dia bando]

Cremation is probably a viable alternative in those places with extremely high population density and little availability of land.

Cremation V burial 1.2OO sq yards of lawn area 26.000 cremated remains the correct term not ashes,
strewn is the correct term not scattered.This lawn area could easily have 50.000 to 60.000 lot's of remains on.

[Memphis]

A pine box.

Mine will be one of those new cardboard ones, much cheaper.

My sister had the idea, get one of those and everyone gets to paint something on it as a goodbye gesture .

I really like that idea.... have a fire in the garden get everyone round for a drink and sling me and my painted box on it.

prob needs more tweeking but i think you have something with that idea I really do

Cardboard Coffins are quite the thing. I am not an expert like Dia, but I have been doing some research recently. Not that I expect to die imminently, but I am considering making some art work around the themes of death and renewal (oooh ark at me) and I wanted to make sure I knew how to make a traditional coffin before I began.

I used to be a coffin builder. Best job I ever had. Unfortunately it didnt pay very well.

[Beanz]

A pine box.

Mine will be one of those new cardboard ones, much cheaper.

My sister had the idea, get one of those and everyone gets to paint something on it as a goodbye gesture .

I really like that idea.... have a fire in the garden get everyone round for a drink and sling me and my painted box on it.

prob needs more tweeking but i think you have something with that idea I really do

Cardboard Coffins are quite the thing. I am not an expert like Dia, but I have been doing some research recently. Not that I expect to die imminently, but I am considering making some art work around the themes of death and renewal (oooh ark at me) and I wanted to make sure I knew how to make a traditional coffin before I began.

I used to be a coffin builder. Best job I ever had. Unfortunately it didnt pay very well.

Wow. The best and most rewarding Jobs often don't. I may have to pick your brains at some point. ( In a non zombie way ).

[Andre]

Cremation is probably a viable alternative in those places with extremely high population density and little availability of land.

Cremation V burial 1.2OO sq yards of lawn area 26.000 cremated remains the correct term not ashes,
strewn is the correct term not scattered.This lawn area could easily have 50.000 to 60.000 lot's of remains on.

In ?

[Memphis]

A pine box.

Mine will be one of those new cardboard ones, much cheaper.

My sister had the idea, get one of those and everyone gets to paint something on it as a goodbye gesture .

I really like that idea.... have a fire in the garden get everyone round for a drink and sling me and my painted box on it.

prob needs more tweeking but i think you have something with that idea I really do

Cardboard Coffins are quite the thing. I am not an expert like Dia, but I have been doing some research recently. Not that I expect to die imminently, but I am considering making some art work around the themes of death and renewal (oooh ark at me) and I wanted to make sure I knew how to make a traditional coffin before I began.

I used to be a coffin builder. Best job I ever had. Unfortunately it didnt pay very well.

Wow. The best and most rewarding Jobs often don't. I may have to pick your brains at some point. ( In a non zombie way ).

Aint that the truth! Build a few coffins, make your own stuff, stand a colleague up against a sheet of plywood whilst you shoot nails at him, what more does a 17 year old want from a job?

[Master]

Remind me again why you were sacked from the job?

[GOAT]