I Had A Pasty For Dinner

[greynotsoold]

And some beer. There is snow on the ground. Business is going real well. Life is good, except for one thing...
This 20 year old kid that lives near me is a punk and needs an ass-kicking. Alas, as a 49 year old man, I do not know any 15-17 year old girls to hire to beat him up.

[Dark Lord Al]

And some beer. There is snow on the ground. Business is going real well. Life is good, except for one thing...
This 20 year old kid that lives near me is a punk and needs an ass-kicking. Alas, as a 49 year old man, I do not know any 15-17 year old girls to hire to beat him up.

You have a gun ?

[greynotsoold]

And some beer. There is snow on the ground. Business is going real well. Life is good, except for one thing...
This 20 year old kid that lives near me is a punk and needs an ass-kicking. Alas, as a 49 year old man, I do not know any 15-17 year old girls to hire to beat him up.

You have a gun ?

Several. But, if i wanted him dead, I'd hit him myself.

[Dia bando]

And some beer. There is snow on the ground. Business is going real well. Life is good, except for one thing...
This 20 year old kid that lives near me is a punk and needs an ass-kicking. Alas, as a 49 year old man, I do not know any 15-17 year old girls to hire to beat him up.

You have a gun ?

Several. But, if i wanted him dead, I'd hit him myself.

As I said to Andre,!!!!!! I will dispose of the body for a small fee.

[Beanz]

There is nothing you can't do once you have had a pasty. If he is only 20 he may well grow out of being an asshole. If not a Cornish answer would be to throw him in the hold of a little trawler and on a stormy night remind him of how dangerous, deep and cruel the ocean can be, alternatively take him to an old tin mine and reassure him that even defunct mine shafts can serve a useful purpose.

[Andre]

Just pour treacle or molasses on his head and feather him.
Nice modern version of the more deadly tar n feather.

[brocktonblockbust]

put some rat poison in a meatball and throw it to him.

[IamInuit]

And some beer. There is snow on the ground. Business is going real well. Life is good, except for one thing...
This 20 year old kid that lives near me is a punk and needs an ass-kicking. Alas, as a 49 year old man, I do not know any 15-17 year old girls to hire to beat him up.

You have a gun ?

Several. But, if i wanted him dead, I'd hit him myself.

As I said to Andre,!!!!!! I will dispose of the body for a small fee.

I'll undercut @Dia bando.

I've all but ran out of mulch and fertilizer.

[greynotsoold]

There is nothing you can't do once you have had a pasty. If he is only 20 he may well grow out of being an asshole. If not a Cornish answer would be to throw him in the hold of a little trawler and on a stormy night remind him of how dangerous, deep and cruel the ocean can be, alternatively take him to an old tin mine and reassure him that even defunct mine shafts can serve a useful purpose.

That's a thought. One thing we do have around here is a bunch of old mines.

[Dia bando]

Remember Tommy Cooper he will be gone just like that.!!!!!!!!!!

[Andre]

NOT LIKE THAT





LIKE THAT,

[brocktonblockbust]

youre all just a little bunch of cunts, arent you?

[brocktonblockbust]

lemon fucking cunt torta di Zabaglione, you bunch of hungry cunts

[greynotsoold]

Little fucker ran over my trash cans again yesterday. Right after he started driving he smashed my metal cans and his dad made him replace them So now I have two rubber/plastic cans and he just bounces them around the alley.

[Andre]

He is playing with fire and doesnt know it yet,isnt he.