Predictions 2014

[Master]

1. Scotland vote for no to independence.
2. Google Glass is a flop
3. A second royal baby is due
4. England win the world cup.
5. Kim Kardasian and Kanye split
6. Adele reaches number 1 with new album.
7. One direction split
8. Manchester Utd do not qualify for Europe
9. Andy Murray wins Wimbledon again
10. Apple re-invent the iPhone

[TitoFan]

1. Scotland vote for no to independence.
2. Google Glass is a flop
3. A second royal baby is due
4. England win the world cup.
5. Kim Kardasian and Kanye split ... and Kim decides to pursue a certain Hispanic boxing fan with dashing good looks and an affinity for loose, pretty, voluptuous, dark-haired women.
6. Adele reaches number 1 with new album.
7. One direction split
8. Manchester Utd do not qualify for Europe
9. Andy Murray wins Wimbledon again
10. Apple re-invent the iPhone

Might as well...

[Gandalf]

1. David Cameron develops a fourth chin.
2. Julian Assange finishes building his tunnel to Ecuador.
3. James Toney knocks out Roy Jones Jnr.
4. Liverpool win the Premier league.
5. Bilbo makes a comeback and summarily leaves again.
6. Floyd Mayweather will fight Charlie Zelenoff.
7. Ricky Hatton writes a book entitled 'My life since my second book: The whole 12 months'.
8. Mother Theresa ends her time in purgatory and summarily goes to hell as 'God is random like that'.
9. Water will become more opaque.
10. The reason for Prince Harry being a ginger will be all the scandal.