What is your perfect day?

[Gandalf]

I have been thinking about this topic for several minutes after being told that I think too much. I think most people are able to do things and chill out, but I don't seem to do that very much. I am a strange person and make lists of things to do in the day and check them off one by one. If I accomplish all my work, then typically I go to bed at night relatively satisfied. For me the perfect day is starting with a yoga routine, finding the time for 2 good meals and plenty of fruit (Sheperd's Pie is great, but not with fruit as that is creepy), studying a second language for about 3 hours, then reading up on my current affairs news, and for pleasure I will typically watch a documentary, read a book on my Kindle and maybe write a song on my guitar. Then before bed I will watch the mainstream news media in order to see how they are distorting reality. Mainstream news is so dumbed down that it helps you fall asleep with relative ease. It is only bad when I start arguing with the television, but I try to reign that in. I then fall asleep and typically go to the bathroom at 3am, which always somewhat ruins any perfect day.

What is your perfect day and what do you do?

[p4pking]

I wake up in my volcano lair, do some lines of pure cocaine, have gorgeous women from all walks of life massage and fellate me. Whichever has the least talent gets to help Gordon Ramsay while he makes my breakfast in silence, as I throw shit at him and laugh. Meanwhile Bobby McFerrin and Yo yo ma play me a duet of Duke Ellingtons Creole love call, dressed as court jesters. I then run for congress, win, and bring some violent criminals from classified locations to me, off the grid. They line up dressed as oompa loompas, before I pimp slap them one by one then hurl them into the depths of my volcano with a captive audience of priests who must laugh in the name of Jesus or face the same fate. Then I go scuba diving just outside in some immense caves until I get to one of those really gorgeous underground chambers with a salt pool, where more women and live music awaits me. I eat some Beluga caviar and drink absinthe with them until I get bored, and teleport back to the surface because swimming upwards is boring. All that's void is coming to find you, throw your computer off a cliff and then have some words with you about how depressing your perfect day is.

[walrus]

I wake up in my volcano lair, do some lines of pure cocaine, have gorgeous women from all walks of life massage and fellate me. Whichever has the least talent gets to help Gordon Ramsay while he makes my breakfast in silence, as I throw shit at him and laugh. Meanwhile Bobby McFerrin and Yo yo ma play me a duet of Duke Ellingtons Creole love call, dressed as court jesters. I then run for congress, win, and bring some violent criminals from classified locations to me, off the grid. They line up dressed as oompa loompas, before I pimp slap them one by one then hurl them into the depths of my volcano with a captive audience of priests who must laugh in the name of Jesus or face the same fate. Then I go scuba diving just outside in some immense caves until I get to one of those really gorgeous underground chambers with a salt pool, where more women and live music awaits me. I eat some Beluga caviar and drink absinthe with them until I get bored, and teleport back to the surface because swimming upwards is boring. All that's void is coming to find you, throw your computer off a cliff and then have some words with you about how depressing your perfect day is.

Brilliant, I wouldn't even try to top that. I've never tried absinthe, is it any good.

[Gandalf]

Bloody hell, P4P. Your day is stacked!

[Master]

Alone to myself no family.
Wake up with a blow job and ride from Beyonce
Big English breakfast and tea.
Read some comics
Watch some videos – porn, boxing.
Lunch in a pub – fish and chips with ketchup and vinigar.
Exercise, shower, sauna
Play some pool with my friends ideally watching a football match.
Cinema to watch Avengers 2
Resturant at an Indian
Back home to take on Jennifer Lopez to end the day.

[Andre]

[/QUOTE]
Brilliant, I wouldn't even try to top that. I've never tried absinthe, is it any good.[/QUOTE]

You know nail polish remover?

Have a couple of shots if you cant afford Absinthe.