Things about you that may be a turn-off to women

[Sleepwalker]

Even if you are pretty successful at getting trim on the regular, what are some things about YOU which may be an instant or eventual turn off to females?

- Humor/Sarcasm. This really shouldn't be on here, because many females like guys who can make them laugh, but on the other hand there are a lot of uptight girls out there who take things way too seriously or see humor as a sign of immaturity. I'm quick to make a smartass remark to someone. Some just don't "get it" when they hear it, but that's just me being me.

- I don't dance

[chinchekked]

I've learned that no matter how smooth or suave you may be no one attracts everyone. I'm just happy being myself which includes heavy doses of sarcasm at times and I have been called out by women for it. Also my brutal honesty has gotten me cursed out once or twice but once they sober up they understand and usually apologize. I have a good friend who just talks too much when in group situations and I have watched him literally talk himself out of some pussy before.

[Spicoli]

I've been called corny by a couple apparently because I hold doors open, let her order first and let her make all of the weekend decisions . Lesson learned as now I just throw cold cheeseburgers at her upon arrival. If they keep going after that, she's a keeper!

Oh and this..."you're too honest" That's a red flag

Sarcasm. Cannot tell when I'm joking and if you're uptight it gets awkward quick

Drive too fast. I have permanent five finger grip marks on door handle.

I refuse to get hassled about travel plans. We know the destination and have the time to get there..why get stressed and loose time acting like a planning committee on the clock.

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I have an unfeasably large 'gentleman's sausage', which may displease a certain type of lady.

[Master]

I am too short for most women.

I am extremely shy and lack the confidence to make direct eye contact with women.

I do not drink and so can not socialise with them by going to clubs and bars.

I have bad breath that repulse them.

I have no hair and flirting bold men is not a good look.

I have no sense of style and my clothes are old and plain.

I make the woman pay for her half of the date as I do not like to spend too much money.

I am a pervert who sees women as sex object. When I talk to them I picture them naked or what they would sound having sex.

I have no morals will say and do anything to get a woman into bed.

My cock is very awkwardly shaped so causes a lot of discomfort for the lady.

I prematurely orgasm within seconds.

I generally fall a sleep and have no chance for seconds.

This has made me the bitter and twisted man I am today who despises people.

Yours Mark TKO