Signs of the End of the World

[brocktonblockbust]

1. People are seriously out of their minds with social media obsession, Pokemon Go!, and walking on packed sidewalks while typing on their cellphones, walking straight into people and BLAMING the other person.

[Gandalf]

Needing lots of new pronouns for genders that don't even exist. Talk about bored academics....

[brocktonblockbust]

Lgbtq-iv x

[Batman]

We were actually talking about the end of the world at work the other day (I have a small obsession with it, along with space and the universe) and I said that if there is one thing I could witness in my lifetime it would be the end of the world, some of my colleagues were genuinely confused by that.

I suppose my brain works in a different sort of way to most.

I mean come on witnessing the end of the world with your very own eyes, what a story that would be to tell the grandkids.

[brocktonblockbust]

Agreed. Seeing the sky crack like old custard

[Spicoli]

Chemtrails and turkey bacon. 70 yr old potential presidents in twitter wars. Parents rolling 15 yr old sons around in shopping carts and not being embarrassed. Rick Grimes was just dreaming.

continually waiting for the other shoe to drop.

[Xwetie]

When i step on a cornflake, cus then i'll turn into a cereal killer.

[brocktonblockbust]

Stole my joke