Re: Boxing Wishes for 2017
Tyson Fury retires from boxing and goes into politics. He is appointed Prime Minister of Britain. Don't be surprised, stranger things have already happened in politics this year.
Julio Cesar Chavez Jnr is lined up as Deontay Wilders next top class defence, but the fight is postponed when JCC fails weight.
Alexander Povetkin wins the newly created "PED Heavyweight Chamionship of the World" by knocking Lucas Brown's head off. No I mean it, by LITERALLY knocking his head off. In other news, Juan Manuel Marquez runs the 100m in 5.87 seconds
Floyd's long awaited comeback takes place. Negotiations with Christy Martin fall through so he scores a wide unanimous decision in a stinker against Laila Ali.
Muhammad Ali confounds the world by coming back and winning the heavyweight title yet again. Admittedly, he is a bit slower and stiffer than before but he has too much for the current generation of heavyweights.
The rematch between Andre Ward and Sergei Kovalev is organised for September, in Washington, with Barack Obama, John Kerry and Hilary Clinton as judges. Sergei surprisingly doesn't believe a fair decision will take place.
Don King stomps Dana White to death, and is elected as the new president of the UFC.
It is disclosed that Anthony Joshua is so perfect that his shit doesn't even stink. His Title defence against Derek Chisora is held on a floating barge on the Thames, in an homage to the bare knuckle fighters of the past. AJ's ring walk sees him walking on water to the ring.
Ricky Hatton divorces his wife for another man. He enters into a civil ceremony with Scott Harrison and they set up home under a railway bridge in Wolverhampton
David Haye also divorces his wife. He quickly marries himself.
If God wanted us to be vegetarians, why are animals made of meat ?
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