Happy birthday to that crazy whacky walrus

[walrus]

That's right April 18 is my b-day. I'll thank you in advance for your well wishes, even if you do not care to give me one. I wish you all well until next April 18 when I shall do it again

[brocktonblockbust]

that's right april 18 is my b-day. I'll thank you in advance for your well wishes, even if you do not care to give me one. I wish you all well until next april 18 when i shall do it again

today is 16

[walrus]

Ooops I'm at work I thought midnight was the 18th well I have an extra day of life

[Dark Lord Al]

happy birthday

[Gandalf]

Happy birthday, Princess!

[Master]

Happy birthday weeny whiny walrus.

[walrus]

Happy birthday weeny whiny walrus.

I don't know how you work in the prison system in America you would have had the shit beat out of you and been raped, and that's just by your coworkers

[Gandalf]

Happy birthday weeny whiny walrus.

I don't know how you work in the prison system in America you would have had the shit beat out of you and been raped, and that's just by your coworkers

[brocktonblockbust]

Happy birthday weeny whiny walrus.

I don't know how you work in the prison system in America you would have had the shit beat out of you and been raped, and that's just by your coworkers

Master has been ~ripped~ and a ***ripped*** good. Oh and Ryanman would love to see those asterisks

[walrus]

You must remember I've worked in the prison system in America. I wasn't a guard I would go to do release assessments on prisoners so they were happy to see me but I did have to report that a couple were planning on doing harm to the guards when they got out. Da shit be crazy up in dat piece

[brocktonblockbust]

You must remember I've worked in the prison system in America. I wasn't a guard I would go to do release assessments on prisoners so they were happy to see me but I did have to report that a couple were planning on doing harm to the guards when they got out. Da shit be crazy up in dat piece

Wait are you talking to me or Ryan man right now

[walrus]

You must remember I've worked in the prison system in America. I wasn't a guard I would go to do release assessments on prisoners so they were happy to see me but I did have to report that a couple were planning on doing harm to the guards when they got out. Da shit be crazy up in dat piece

Wait are you talking to me or Ryan man right now

Actually no one in particular just giving my resume

[TitoFan]

Gotta admire a man who promotes his own birthday.
Happy Birthday, walrus..... and sorry for messing up your attempt to break Miles' soliloquy record.

[walrus]

Gotta admire a man who promotes his own birthday.
Happy Birthday, walrus..... and sorry for messing up your attempt to break Miles' soliloquy record.

Thank you Tito and it's all good if master stops being mean to me I might stick around so I will have ample opportunity to set numerous records. However, if master hurts my feelings I'm out so it's moot anyway. Either way the ball bounces you are good people

[walrus]

Full disclosure I did screw up my birthday is not till tomorrow my work schedule is hectic and I lost track of the days. Sunday night at work I thought it was the 17th so right around midnight I made this post thinking it was the 18th. Now of course I realize tomorrow is the 18th funny thing is im at the age where I really don't care about birthdays and if possible I would stop having them yet here I am whoring myself