AJ v Wlad where are you watching it?

[Batman]

Boxing night at Niges is OFF!

please make other arrangements

Master what the fuck are you liking this post for you inconsiderate fuck, do you realize how many peoples weekends this has fucked over DO YOU

Tough shit pal , don't go thinking you can slime your way into my party! I've got it all fucking happening! Pizza, strippers (all with bigger tits than Nige's missus) and all you can fucking drink!!! I've even arranged for taxis home at about 5am after we've fucked the asses off the strippers!
Nobody turns down an invite for a "Primo partaaaaaaayyyyy!"

Don't flatter yourself, I may be your promoter but I will always be far more content with turning my living room into a masturbation furnace than I would attending one of your scummy brit/italian parties

plus if I'm going to a party then I can honestly say 5am is a pretty early night, I'm guessing you can't comprehend the amount of shit that us promoters can shovel up our nostrils (I reckon old Eddie is a big sniffer on his days off)