World Cup 2018 countdown!!!!

[Master]

Well.... again.... glad England made it through. But now there's only two South American teams left in the mix. Although I'm not a big Luis Suarez fan, I'm gonna have to root for Uruguay vs France, just like I'm obviously going to root for Brazil vs Belgium. If they both win, we'll assure ourselves a South America vs Europe final.

Those are the best teams in the competition and they are all on that side of the draw.

[Batman]

I'm glad there is a little break from the football now.

Thought I'd treat myself tonight and bought 15 bottles of Budweiser for 9 quid, thought it'd be nice to just crack one or two bottles and have them in stock...I've got a feeling that they will all be gone before the night is through

And this is why I can't have nice things

[Xwetie]

The England game will be moved to the Gay Adult TV channel next week as the screening of eleven arse holes being hammered for 90 minutes is considered too explicit for ITV

A man goes to a brothel and says, " I have £40 will you humiliate me please." The Madam replies, "Here put on this England shirt!"

Teacher to class, "What does your Dad do at the Weekends?" A little boy replies, " He is a dancer at a Gay club, and sometimes, if the money s right, he lets punters ban his a**e. The teacher takes the kid outside, "Is that True?"" No Miss, It's bollocks. He is the goalkeeper for England, but I am too embarrassed to say."

[smashup]

The only thing getting fucked is you lot curtosey of Kanes right foot.
He's one of our own #COYS 👊🏻

[TitoFan]

Alright! A little trash-talking to spice up the thread.


If only we had some Belgians and Brazilians, Uruguayans and French, Russians and Croatians, we'd have a rip-roaring thread.


Xwetie, I wouldn't take that shit if I were you.

[X]

Andy Murray didn't play at Wimbledon in 1966, and England won the World Cup.

Andy Murray isn't playing at Wimbledon in 2018

Coincidence, I think not ...... it's coming home!

[TitoFan]

https://www.cbssports.com/soccer/wor...ports-experts/



CBS Sports predictions for the quarters.

The consensus seems to be: France (contested), Brazil, Croatia, England.

[TitoFan]

https://www.theguardian.com/football...croatia-russia



The Guardian predicts pretty much the same thing, except narrowly predicting Uruguay.

[Master]

England are the highest ranked team on their side of the group and should get into the final but any of the other teams on the other side would beat England in the final.

That would count as a victory for us.

[Xwetie]

Alright! A little trash-talking to spice up the thread.


If only we had some Belgians and Brazilians, Uruguayans and French, Russians and Croatians, we'd have a rip-roaring thread.


Xwetie, I wouldn't take that shit if I were you.

Way to many poms on this site so somebody need to steer up some trash talking

[TitoFan]

Sooooooo excited!!!!!!!!

Tomorrow and Saturday I'm glued to the TV.

[Batman]

England are the highest ranked team on their side of the group and should get into the final but any of the other teams on the other side would beat England in the final.

That would count as a victory for us.

Disagree, I shall accept nothing less than victory, I tellz ye, do or die, execute them all if we do not win that's what I say, come on ENGERLAND

I gotta cut down on my drinking, inthink it's a combination if this horrible hot weather and football

Fuck the wo4ld cup, bring on the winter

[Batman]

Funny story...well not funny but I'm gunna tell it anyway

Every Friday morning my gaffa says "Did you have a drink last night then Lee" I often reply "my name is batman, but yes I had a wee drink, I had my standard 8 cans of stella" gaffa then just nods and walks off

Today, I fancied a can of energy drink, dunno why just wanted it so I bought it (Did you know you have to he 16 to buy an energy drink...fucking madness) anyways I was drinking said energy drink and my gaffa said "you know that stuff ain't good for you Lee, that stuff doesn't do you any good at all"

8 cans of Stella is apparently fine but one can of relentless and they are on my vase like I have a problem, fucking people...I also got in trouble cuz I didn't go on the fucking work picnic, no word of a lie, I opted to sit at my desk and read my book (Fahrenheit 451) rather than sit with a bunch of cunts in a park and I got a bollocking for it lolz cunts the lot of them, going bed now I am am, worknthen drink football and curry, come on ENGERLAND

[Master]

I am leaving work early today to watch the France v Uruguay match today.

@Batman your story was not funny

[smashup]

Fancy France and Belgium to go through, for me France are the team who are really starting to look deadly. Mbappe is on fire