The insanity of people and their pets

[Gandalf]

Cats don't have to do sh-t and still get all the same benefits as a dog.

Dog has to fetch that stick, roll over, take a bath etc.

Cats, f-ck you, feed me.

Who's the smart one?

The cat has all the tenets of the single mother in that regard: "Give me my benefits, I microwaved some chips".

[Alpha]

Cats don't have to do sh-t and still get all the same benefits as a dog.

Dog has to fetch that stick, roll over, take a bath etc.

Cats, f-ck you, feed me.

Who's the smart one?

The cat has all the tenets of the single mother in that regard: "Give me my benefits, I microwaved some chips".

Sorry, I don't see the connection. The cat didn't even have to microwave the chips. Still gets everything, basically like a pimp.

[Master]

Cats don't have to do sh-t and still get all the same benefits as a dog.

Dog has to fetch that stick, roll over, take a bath etc.

Cats, f-ck you, feed me.

Who's the smart one?

The cat has all the tenets of the single mother in that regard: "Give me my benefits, I microwaved some chips".

My cats kept on having kittens, she was a right slut.