Billion bucks lotto

[walrus]

I would go crazy if I won the lottery and splash out on a family car, invest in property, paint the house white, give everyone in the street £10 voucher and go on a date with Beyonce.

Shit with 500 million u wouldn’t need to stress investment. Just keep it safe and get 2-3% and you are good. Why paint the house white? Is it an envy thing. If u did have that much money we would make u an honorary white guy anyway

[walrus]

You are approximately 50 times more likely to get hit by lighting and die than win this thing

[Alpha]

I would go crazy if I won the lottery and splash out on a family car, invest in property, paint the house white, give everyone in the street £10 voucher and go on a date with Beyonce.

Even with 1 billion, Beyonce ain't touching your ass

You are approximately 50 times more likely to get hit by lighting and die than win this thing

Master will take those odds

[Master]

I do the Thunderball where the maximum you can win is £500,000 but the odds are a lot lower.

Won £36 when I spent £48.

[walrus]

I do the Thunderball where the maximum you can win is £500,000 but the odds are a lot lower.

Won £36 when I spent £48.

That sounds like proper lottery calculations

[p4pking]

If any of us get struck by lightning, everyone else is a big winner.

[walrus]

Well it appears no one won the jackpot which means next week it could very well be worth 1.6 billion bucks

[walrus]

No one correctly picked all six numbers in Friday night's Mega Millions draw, setting up a record-breaking jackpot of $1.6 billion on Tuesday.

The numbers were 15, 23, 53, 65, 70 and Mega Ball 7.

The jackpot has been growing since July, when a group of California office workers won $543 million.

Tuesday's total would eclipse the record U.S. lottery prize of $1.58 billion, given away in a Powerball jackpot drawing in 2016.

“Mega Millions has already entered historic territory, but it’s truly astounding to think that now the jackpot has reached an all-time world record,” said Gordon Medenica, Lead Director of the Mega Millions Group and Director of Maryland Lottery and Gaming. “It’s hard to overstate how exciting this is — but now it’s really getting fun.”

[brocktonblockbust]

I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut

[p4pking]

Fury knocking out Wilder with an uppercut could be one of the better non sequiters I’ve heard. I really like it.

[Gandalf]

With a billion dollars I am buying a mega size nuclear bunker filling it with non perishable foodstuffs, high quality nutrients, precious metals and beer and rooming quarters for Brock and Walrus as we plan our revolution in the post Cultural Marxist everyone is dead new world. We will take out the other billionaires quickly as Walrus is military and Brock is powerful and black. I will lounge about in a dressing gown devising strategies on a chalk board in our main headquarters.

[walrus]

With a billion dollars I am buying a mega size nuclear bunker filling it with non perishable foodstuffs, high quality nutrients, precious metals and beer and rooming quarters for Brock and Walrus as we plan our revolution in the post Cultural Marxist everyone is dead new world. We will take out the other billionaires quickly as Walrus is military and Brock is powerful and black. I will lounge about in a dressing gown devising strategies on a chalk board in our main headquarters.

Thank u miles. Unfortunately I have become a strict pacifist after my experience. I don’t even boil lobster. I am glad to join u but we will both need to hide behind black Brock

[Gandalf]

Well, you are still in the cabinet and the beer is there. With that money we can buy mercenaries and put them into reeducation camps. We will feed them well and style them ourselves. I will also set up a library, a music room, screening room and gym. The cats will of course be there, so we can keep Brock seperate in some kind of concealed area.

[Slim the BoxingManiac]

My main goal is to blow up and act like I don't know nobody

[walrus]

I'll tell you what I'll buy a ticket on Tuesday because it's 1.6 billion dollars now. And if I win those numbers that will prove that I have good judgement and that Tyson Fury will definitely be knocking out Deontay Wilder in the seventh round with an uppercut

If u do win I’ll be your best buddy for a stipend.