Thread: how can 1 man vs a group win?

at work--i got this feeling that every1 in a certian department r making fun of me--when i go 2 the second floor there r abunch of jackasses that wrk in this certian department---i pass by it on my way back down to the 1st floor--smart assly one says hey how r u very loud(with a friendly sarcastic tone) so ill wave hi back and the whole department will always b laughing (bout 5 or 6 guys). so obviously there making fun of me--and i dont wanna get fired --cuz i really wanna just ko them out(thats the way 2 get respect in this world ko the bully) however i dont wanna get fired--every1's not respecting me how can i get them w/o beating the s*** outta them.

im kinda quiet, a nice guy--but i dont like 2 b ridiculed--i wish i had that mental stregth like ali.. how can i get turn it around and get them 2 shut the f*** up. without beating them into a bloody pulp

why are they laughing at you?

tell them to stop fucking around and get back to work, slackers.

get them mad enough at you so they start the fight then you wont get fired when you pummel them.

Better yet, if they start the fight, stand there and take it and you might have a nice lawsuit on your hands. A good chance to make money.

Actually I've got the same problem at work myself. I'm only 19, and alot of my co-workers are a lot older than me. The 2nd youngest is 23, and the 3rd youngest guy there is 27. I'm also shy and 'nice' , and while some of them like me and respect me, others have got it in there head that they can criticize me and talk shit to me and get away with it. I'm rather skinny, so they wouldn't be afraid of fighting me if I said something to defend myself.

HOWEVER, they don't know that I box when I'm at home, so, in case they actually did want to fight, I might surprise them by some heavier-than-expected punches.

Vodka, incase you do have a fight
Make sure you don't freeze otherwise you're boxing skill would of gone to waste......

Originally Posted by The_One77

why are they laughing at you?

dont know they must b talking s***--talking 2 me like im a joke--everything they say is a smartass and sarcastic--i wanna verbally strike back--those jackasses r pissing me off

Dude's,I'm a nice friendly type of guy too,but you cannot be letting people ridicule for no reason! You're big grown men,stick up for yourselves but don't do it at work,just in case you get fired! After work 1 day,just politely ask these people what they find so amusing,OR you could complain to someone senior although that may not be taken seriously or you could just ignore them.Depends how much it annoys you! Or you could start your own fight club!

No one has to put up with bullying in the workplace. Next time it happens pick one of the guys you think is instigating it and personally insult him. Make sure you laugh at your own joke then walk off. If he comes after you wanting a physical response turn round and slap him as hard as you can on the side of the head with a cupped hand and walk off.

End of problem

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Originally Posted by Munky

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Yeah...then make sure you chuck something in about her taking it up the ar5e and having a smelly bum. The filthy fukcing tramp

You are bound to get in a position where you can slap this chump out

Grow some fucking balls dude and ask one of them who the fuck they laughing at then if they reply you, you then say, thats funny me and your wife/bird were laughing at the fact you have a little dick while she was sucking on my cock last night. im sure his buddies will be laughing the arses of at him after that.

Originally Posted by Munky

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Yeah...then make sure you chuck something in about her taking it up the ar5e and having a smelly bum. The filthy fukcing tramp

You are bound to get in a position where you can slap this chump out

LOL and say something like "Man if your dick ever grows beyond 2 inches then i think you will find your gf has no gag reflex...it just goes all the way in, well i gotta go and tell your missus that ill call her tomorrow night"

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Yeah...then make sure you chuck something in about her taking it up the ar5e and having a smelly bum. The filthy fukcing tramp

You are bound to get in a position where you can slap this chump out

LOL and say something like "Man if your dick ever grows beyond 2 inches then i think you will find your gf has no gag reflex...it just goes all the way in, well i gotta go and tell your missus that ill call her tomorrow night"

Ha ha yeah then when you are making a comment about his mums ar5e and you fukcing it make sure you say "its lucky ive got a 15 inch co*k otherwise i would have never made it past her ar5e cheeks to her asshole the fat cow"

Originally Posted by Munky

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

Originally Posted by Snakey

Originally Posted by Munky

The reason i said slap is because it can cause a great knockout. The face/ear area is riddled with nerve endings and when slapped hard the brain cannot deal with all the messages from the thousands of nerve endings and it shuts down. Thats not bullshit either thats a fact.

Also a slap looks much better in the eyes of the law employer but only employ it if he is wanting a phsycal response.

Insult his mother or something. Call her a cok sucking hoe

Yeah say something about his mum or his gf, eg "You seem to laugh alot....i heard your gf laughed when she saw your dick" and if they all go "Ooooooh" then say "And thats the sound your mum made when i fucked her last night"

Yeah...then make sure you chuck something in about her taking it up the ar5e and having a smelly bum. The filthy fukcing tramp

You are bound to get in a position where you can slap this chump out

LOL and say something like "Man if your dick ever grows beyond 2 inches then i think you will find your gf has no gag reflex...it just goes all the way in, well i gotta go and tell your missus that ill call her tomorrow night"

Ha ha yeah then when you are making a comment about his mums ar5e and you fukcing it make sure you say "its lucky ive got a 15 inch co*k otherwise i would have never made it past her ar5e cheeks to her asshole the fat cow"

Or "Your mum really has a great body...once you get past the roles of fat of course"