Thread: who here would honestly

stand up and fight mike tyson in a street fight,
e.g lol car crash ug et out start shouting shit at the other driver and then its tyson who comes out
who would actuli continue the abuse lol?
and if its a no wot wud u do at that point?

I would just use my jab........................................ with my trusty bear spray.

I WOULD FALL DOWN... CLAIM I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK AND WEEP LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL.(MAYBE WET MYSELF FOR GOOD MEASURE)

Shit no. I remember what he did to (cant remember his name) the other boxer who started shit with Mike. Hit him once.
What would I do at that point. I'd bow up point my finger, look him right in the eye, and say "I'm a big fan of yours, and if you hit me, you'll have to keepfighting to pay me. And if you do hit me, just not the face."

That guy's last name was greene and he was a great fighter but Mike wooped him and broke his hand against a wall or greenes head doing it.

Tyson got in another fight in a Cuba hotel and the guy ran so Mike chased the guy while throwing some sort of decorative glass balls at him which some went through the walls. The guy guy sued Mike for big bucks so I gues it was worth it.

Hmmm. solid glass balls Vs. bear spray?

Originally Posted by oakleyno1

stand up and fight mike tyson in a street fight,
e.g lol car crash ug et out start shouting S*** at the other driver and then its tyson who comes out
who would actuli continue the abuse lol?
and if its a no wot wud u do at that point?

ummm...no..no..and Hell NO!!!....in the ring would be one thing....outside?.....HELL NO!!! that is a beating I don't think my spine could handle....curse you for demanding honesty!!!!

Haha, anyone who says they would is just off their nut or lying. Most likely the latter.

I'll go up to him and extend my hand for a hand shake. I'll than quickly pull it up to my chin. I'll than fall to the floor, holding my jaw. For added drama effect, I'll do like De La Hoya did and pound my fist on the floor. Saying "I can't believe you hit me. I use to defend you to people." That should be worth a couple of thousands.

Why would anyone want to fight against Mike? Most of the time Mike's provoked aint he?

Why would anyone want to fight against Mike? Most of the time Mike's provoked aint he?

Provoked? A while back Mike was involoved in a car pile up n e got out and assaulted some old guy for bumping the back of his car. Hardly justifiable! lol.

Anyway if i was faced by Mike in a street fight, well id whip ma mobile out, pretend my wife had called me whilst in labour with the birth of my first child, and er...RUN! (to the hospital of course. lol)

I would, because i'm hardcore...
Just ask my sister

Originally Posted by The_One77

I would, because i'm hardcore...
Just ask my sister

What's your point? She'll say the same about me.

Whahaha thats a good question
like i always do in situations like that
keep breathing chin up high
and run like hell

I don't talk shit and I don't start fights, and I would not want to start a fight with Mike Tyson, but if Mike came at me like he was going to throw bombs, I would fight him like I would against anybody else.
Just because you might loose a fight does'nt necesarily mean you should'nt do anything. Imagine a guy coming up to a girl wanting to fight, I know a lot
of girls even though they would loose bad, would still at least try. It's in animals nature, fight or flight. If you don't have anywhere to go you could
be surprised at yourself of the outcome of your true nature.
If I had to fight Mike Tyson in a street fight, I would wrestle and grapple, anything to get him on the ground, even though you might loose only a wimp will lay down and die.

"Should we lay down and die bob!"
"Say it, say I'm going to kill the bear!"
Anthony Hopkins the edge. perfect example.

Yea Mike will show even more disrespect to those who just prostrate themselves to him but then i would forever be looking over my shoulder if I ever bear sprayed him.